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I'm listening to_____, what should I drink?

Nov. 11, 2011, 6:30 a.m.
Posts: 3202
Joined: Aug. 4, 2009

Corb Lund

1 Bottle Buckfast

Apparently the music I listen to incites drinking heavily… nothing I've typed in results in less than 5 oz of booze…

Nov. 11, 2011, 9:07 a.m.
Posts: 4310
Joined: April 28, 2004

“The Plastikman”

8 oz. Vodka
8 oz. Cough syrup

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously.

Nov. 11, 2011, 9:41 a.m.
Posts: 3009
Joined: May 16, 2004

“THE CLUTCH”

4 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
4 oz. Tonic water
6 oz. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir vigorously.

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."
— Sigmund Freud

:canada: :usa:

Nov. 11, 2011, 9:41 a.m.
Posts: 18797
Joined: Oct. 28, 2003

Don’t listen to The Doors alone. We suggest
“THE DOORS”

1 oz. LSD
Serve on rocks. Stir quickly. Garnish with twist of grapefruit.

:pizza:

Nov. 11, 2011, 10:08 a.m.
Posts: 15019
Joined: April 5, 2007

“THE AC/DC”

2 oz. Old Rip Van Winkle Bourbon
2 oz. Red Bull
12 oz. Lemon vodka

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

Why slag free swag?:rolleyes:

ummm, as your doctor i recommend against riding with a scaphoid fracture.

Nov. 11, 2011, 10:20 a.m.
Posts: 2009
Joined: July 19, 2003

“THE MINOR THREAT”

8 oz. Woodford Reserve Bourbon
8 oz. Tomato juice
12 oz. Monster Energy Drink

think they missed it on this one.

Just a speculative fiction. No cause for alarm.

Nov. 11, 2011, 10:25 a.m.
Posts: 227
Joined: Aug. 4, 2009

“THE IRON MAIDEN”

10 oz. LSD
Serve on rocks. Stir vigorously.

Really. LSD for Maiden.. come on… However,

“THE ARMIN VAN BUUREN”

1 bottle Red Bull
1 bottle Grey Goose Vodka
1 bottle Cranberry juice
8 oz. Coffee
Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly. Garnish with twist of orange.

Pretty much fits the style.

Nov. 11, 2011, 10:26 a.m.
Posts: 0
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

“THE TSJUDER”

1 oz. Blood
Serve neat. Stir vigorously.

// What's Good // F U N E R A L // Ultramontane // DEEP SIX //

Nov. 11, 2011, 11:39 p.m.
Posts: 1783
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

The Le Castle Vania

1 Bottle of Blue Nun. Serve at room temperature.

God damnit…

Sun Peaks is Rockin

Nov. 12, 2011, 12:12 a.m.
Posts: 11969
Joined: June 4, 2008

Mastodon · The Hunter
16 year old Lagavulin.

Nov. 12, 2011, 1:10 a.m.
Posts: 182
Joined: Aug. 25, 2011

Don’t listen to Necro alone. We suggest
“The Necro”

  • 10 oz. Marijuana

Serve neat.
“The Tech N9ne”

  • 8 oz. Gin
  • 8 oz. Ice Cream

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously.

“The Man Man”

  • 1 Fat Tire

Serve cold.

Odd.

Nov. 12, 2011, 1:40 a.m.
Posts: 723
Joined: Nov. 7, 2010

**“THE SLAYER”

WTF is wheatgrass juice?
Sounds like something an ugly hippy-wannabe trustafarian lesbian with hairy armpits would drink…**

it does exist, and you are correct

Nov. 12, 2011, 1:42 a.m.
Posts: 723
Joined: Nov. 7, 2010

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  • 1 bottle Fortified wine

Serve at room temperature.

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Nov. 12, 2011, 7:06 p.m.
Posts: 810
Joined: May 12, 2005

“The Bunny Wailer”

12 oz. Marijuana
12 oz. Honey

Combine in highball glass and serve.

Sounds expensive!

ski faster, I hear banjo music

Nov. 12, 2011, 7:42 p.m.
Posts: 1152
Joined: Sept. 16, 2003

The Cake

1 MIller High Life

Serve Cold

Thats about right.

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