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Drunken ravings

May 15, 2009, 6:30 p.m.
Posts: 2502
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

Post up those late night pearls of wisdom here.

Gooch we know there is no time limit for you so fire when ready.

board rules apply.

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May 15, 2009, 7:23 p.m.
Posts: 8173
Joined: Nov. 23, 2002

cracks bottle of rum

"Fullness of knowledge always means some understanding of the depths of our ignorance; and that is always conducive to humility and reverence." - Robert Millikan

May 15, 2009, 7:34 p.m.
Posts: 7594
Joined: July 25, 2007

too early

May 15, 2009, 7:37 p.m.
Posts: 1453
Joined: Aug. 25, 2004

Likewise, I'll get back to you five Inversion IPAs from now…

May 15, 2009, 7:44 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 20, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhg80WsUpvI

May 15, 2009, 8:19 p.m.
Posts: 2237
Joined: March 25, 2007

fuck you im drunk
pour my beer down the sink i got more in the trunk
fuck you im drunk
fuck you im drunk
and im going to be drunk till the next time im drunk

May 15, 2009, 8:40 p.m.
Posts: 8173
Joined: Nov. 23, 2002

too early

It's 9 o clock somewhere is my motto.

"Fullness of knowledge always means some understanding of the depths of our ignorance; and that is always conducive to humility and reverence." - Robert Millikan

May 15, 2009, 10:24 p.m.
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Joined: Aug. 21, 2007

pearls of wisdom?

"if it stinks don't eat it".

applies to both food and…….errr….. the ladies. :D

May 15, 2009, 10:53 p.m.
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Joined: Dec. 12, 2007

Post up those late night pearls of wisdom here.

Don't use coffee in a ballcuzzi. If the night goes well I'll be conducting more research but stick to lukewarm milk until I report back. Peace.

May 15, 2009, 11:13 p.m.
Posts: 1453
Joined: Aug. 25, 2004

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. What?[HTML_REMOVED] yeah….

May 15, 2009, 11:23 p.m.
Posts: 13176
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

This pretty much sums up what anyone could possibly say.

(this site is addictive, you have been warned)

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May 16, 2009, 12:06 a.m.
Posts: 11685
Joined: Aug. 11, 2003

How can people go through life not knowing what Goatse or Bukkake are? It made for interesting dinner conversation though.

May 16, 2009, 3:02 a.m.
Posts: 4925
Joined: July 10, 2004

hey!

a few things for ya bud, put on some fucking pants and go fuck yourself!

May 16, 2009, 3:03 a.m.
Posts: 4925
Joined: July 10, 2004

and this thread sucks because now i can't drunken troll threads

May 16, 2009, 3:24 a.m.
Posts: 1389
Joined: July 23, 2003

somebody should make a watch with a pager button on it that pages your keys. just to make it clear, not to find your keys to drive while you are drunk because that would be bad, but because it is sometimes really hard to find your keys in the morning.

australia was actually founded by criminals and its original purpose was for england to send over its criminals so the brits wouldnt have to deal with them in England, minding this was over 100 yrs ago.

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