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Drunken ravings

May 16, 2009, 7:50 a.m.
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Save an acura, ride a greek!

May 16, 2009, 8 a.m.
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Joined: Oct. 23, 2003

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

This pretty much sums up what anyone could possibly say.

(this site is addictive, you have been warned)

Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.

Ha Ha! Made you look.

May 16, 2009, 8:01 a.m.
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Joined: Oct. 23, 2003

She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

Ha Ha! Made you look.

May 16, 2009, 10:38 a.m.
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Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

:lol:

May 16, 2009, 10:54 a.m.
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i'm trying not to drink as much lately, but two weeks ago this thread and a 40 of jack daniels later would have been my bitch

i may regress, stay tuned

meh

May 16, 2009, 11:20 a.m.
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Joined: March 14, 2007

man I wish i saw this thread last night

Just because I like boys doesn't mean I want to go out with Mike.

May 16, 2009, 1:59 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

How can people go through life not knowing what Goatse or Bukkake are? It made for interesting dinner conversation though.

they should teach that shit in highschool

Check my stuff for sale!

May 16, 2009, 4:26 p.m.
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Joined: Jan. 31, 2005

www.textsfromlastnight.com

There's nothing better than an Orangina after cheating death with Digger.

May 17, 2009, 1:32 a.m.
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Joined: Jan. 4, 2007

fuck fat citches that think there hot!
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is going big on a bike the only way to get you stoked on the sport? what happened to riding with your bros, travelling, and riding unique places, to get people stoked on riding?

fines are useless. there needs to be more punches to the throat.

May 17, 2009, 3 a.m.
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fuck fat citches that think there hot!
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i love a fat chick with her body enormous its not about the weight but how they perform.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

May 17, 2009, 3:20 a.m.
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fuck fat citches that think there hot!
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So are you mad at them or describing something that happened

that is the most reatrded thing ever even a retarded would say thats retarded

May 17, 2009, 12:20 p.m.
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this town is full of 4 that think there 10. Maybe a 10 on the ricter scale.

Moose, u are rite. They do try way harder and do shit the skinny girls wont.

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is going big on a bike the only way to get you stoked on the sport? what happened to riding with your bros, travelling, and riding unique places, to get people stoked on riding?

fines are useless. there needs to be more punches to the throat.

May 17, 2009, 1:33 p.m.
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Joined: March 25, 2007

my friend fell through a roof the other night while we were loose. broken femur, elbow, wrist and finger

May 17, 2009, 2:03 p.m.
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Joined: March 7, 2004

somebody should make a watch with a pager button on it that pages your keys. just to make it clear, not to find your keys to drive while you are drunk because that would be bad, but because it is sometimes really hard to find your keys in the morning.

In the 80's they had these keychains that you could whistle and it would beep so you could find it.

May 18, 2009, 8:40 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

In the 80's they had these keychains that you could whistle and it would beep so you could find it.

I got one of those things when I lost my keys twice in a month. I couldn't make it whistle for the life of me, but try explaining it when it goes off at inopportune times over nothing. It lasted about 36 hours in my possession until I threw it out the window of my car.

http://www.cyberetrothreads.com

ya fuck you windows. fuck you too door.

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