first post in a long time…..
anyway, when i was young maybe around 20 years ago or more, my buddy, bro and i were riding in central park. and along the main paths there are these tiny single track type branch type trails. very narrow, but we would find our way in and most of the time they lead to nowhere and you had to walk back out.
one day we found our way into one of these trails and ended up pretty deep. eventually we ran into a downed log which required us to one by one lift and climb over. i was last and while waiting, suddenly i noticed a movement to the side about 30 feet away in a somewhat open area. i looked closely and at first while difficult to see, i saw 2 sets of neatly folded clothes lying on a towel on the ground….and then i saw it….mother of all that is pure and evil…..
two completely neked guys. one guy on his knees and the other standing up. even weirder is that they both had their heads turned to the side and down. but both were trying to stay still so as to not be noticed.
so i picked up my bike and crashed forward into my bro and buddy while yelling go go go. i still get the night sweats every once in a while from nightmares of central park.
fast forward to last year. i was riding bby mtn and pulled over on some corner mid way down gear jammer. decided to go take a leak further in off the trail incase some one came down. while peeing i notice below me in a the thick bush, a couple making their own porn movie with a hand held camera. nice!