they say to iraq, tell us about your weapons or we will attack.
how is that fair? imagine if someone insisted that of the usa, tell us all your military secrets, or we bomb you, and then we'll know your secrets.
brutally stupid.
shame on you, george W bush. you are an evil, ignorant, hateful, war hungry man
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This warrants the following response:
No shit, sherlock.
Dubya :eek:
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"The difference between genuis and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
i hate :usa:
tibial spine fracture.
dont get me started..i cant type fast enough to get all my thoughts out.
Originally posted by trail worker
dont get me started..i cant type fast enough to get all my thoughts out.
Haha my English teacher says that.. I get started.. Good thesis etc.. But ramble about sooo many different relevent topics that it's hard to follow, but makes perfect sense in my head because as I'm writing one thing I'm already thinking about something else.. :(
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"The difference between genuis and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
i think the brits should tell the usa to tell them all there weapons secrets
Imagine my hell of living here…….
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A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'"
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"The difference between genuis and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write "The President" on the blackboard.
Then Bush asked the child what he thought the President should accomplish and the child replied, "Protect the environment and clean up the air."
Dubya countered, "Why should the clouds be white and the water be blue when they could be all kinds of cool colors? Is that so terrible. Can't we agree on it? Can you spell "Is" and "We"?
The boy spells out "Is" then "We" on the blackboard.
"My friends at the oil companies can make chemicals to make trees tall. If fact, they already did. Can you write, "tall" and "did"?
The boy writes the words on the blackboard.
"Now young man, what have you learned from your talk with the President?"
The boys stands up and reads what he has written on the blackboard aloud: "The President is we tall did."
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"The difference between genuis and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"The difference between genuis and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box.
The little boy said, "Republicans."
The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, "Atta boy!"
A few weeks later Bush was jogging again, this time with Dick Cheney in tow. Bush stopped at the boy's house, winked at Dick and said, "Hey kid, what kind of pupies are in the box?"
The boy said, "Democracts"
Bush looked crushed, saying, "What happened? A few weeks ago they were Republicans!"
The boy said, "Well, the puppies opened their eyes."
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"The difference between genuis and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
3. I'll finish what Bill started - the interns.
4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
6. I promise no sex scandal - just look at me!
7. New penal plan: I won't use mine!
8. Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers.
10. Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"The difference between genuis and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
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