The boys got to learn how to weasle out of things thats what separates us from the animals…. except for the weasel - homer
Ralph Wiggum
I won I won
No your failing english
me fail english thats unpossible Ralph (a classic)
Sir the people see you as some kind of ogre -smithers
I grind there bones to make my bread! - Mr Burns
Marge have you read this thing? Technically where not even suppossed to pee - Rev Lovejoy.
Homer-"THAT man is my identical twin",(looks away sees dog) "That dog has a fuzzy tail" (runs after it)
In New york - They have a boot on their car, going slow. Taxi drives by, cyclist caught under neath getting dragged. Driver yells, "get out of the way, or something like that. The Cyclist yells "yah GET OUT OF THE WAY" It's real funny.
-Nate
anything from the episode where homer gains 300 pounds so he doesnt have to work…"your fingers are to fat for the phone please mash keys to obtain magic dailing wand"…funny shite simpsons rule
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"Dont be fooled Timmy, if the cow had a chance he'd kill you and everyone you love."
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!
bart: go orange
Nelson: go apple
Milhouse: go grapefruit
Ralph: Go Banana
"you didn't tell them about my pubes, did you?" -Garth
i fell off the jungle gym and when i woke up i was in here!
i start fires
meow
all students from that retard class when they moved!
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(O.o) help bunny achieve world domination. sig him.
(> <)
You mean like this kid:
I'm from Canada, so they think I'm slow, eh?
I'm quitting organized crime; from now on I'll stick to the regular kind.
" If you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."
" Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, its how drunk you get."
" If the bible has taught us anything else-and it hasnt- It's that girls should stick to girl sports , such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such."
" Kill my boss, do i dare live out the american dream?"
bike for sale: 04 16' matrix w/ 01 super t. 24/26 hayes hydros, top notch parts, excellent condition. 1100 obo
"Ma, can I get some Ice Cream?" "No Dice." "This ain't ovah…"
Residents of Bronsonville, Missouri.
http://www.cyberetrothreads.com
ya fuck you windows. fuck you too door.
Homer: Let that be a lessont to you, never love anything.
Lisa: Even you?
Homer: Especially me.
Smithers: I think women and sea men don't mix.
Burns: We know what you think.
Dancing santa: Jingle bell Jingle bell…shuts off
Homer: JINGLE BELL WHAT??
HoMer chases ooter with towel
Ooter: Don't make me run, Im full of chocolate
thats not a knife, this this is a knife
but thats not a knife its a spoon
i see youve played knifey spoony before
If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, 'cause I'm gunna burn one down - Ben Harper
marge touches ralph's shoulder
ralph: ah!.. you touched my special place
ppsssssssssshh i dont even believe in jebus
-5 mins later-
SAVE ME JEBUSSSS!!!
Originally posted by Keefer
**"Ma, can I get some Ice Cream?" "No Dice." "This ain't ovah…"Residents of Bronsonville, Missouri. **
No man, it goes a little something like this
Hey mah, how bout a cookie. no dice. this aint ovah.
and its bronson, missourri
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