Simpsons quotes

Originally posted by eye of the tiger
bart: go orange
Nelson: go apple
Milhouse: go grapefruit
Ralph: Go Banana

hey now, the grape fruit went last! got lodged under brake pedal.

homer:"heres your giraffe little girl"
Ralph: " im a boy"

Originally posted by freerideforever
**Homer-"THAT man is my identical twin",(looks away sees dog) "That dog has a fuzzy tail" (runs after it)

In New york - They have a boot on their car, going slow. Taxi drives by, cyclist caught under neath getting dragged. Driver yells, "get out of the way, or something like that. The Cyclist yells "yah GET OUT OF THE WAY" It's real funny.

-Nate **

Driver "Get off the road you freaking maniac!"
Cyclist(getting dragged under the bumper) "ya, you jackass!"
I love that episode

Moe sticks the crayon back in homer's nose.
Moe says something about returning homer to his original level of stupidity, shoves crayon in.
Homer "Go team go, go team go"
Moe "No quite" (or something like that)
Moe pushes it in further
Homer "Extended warranty, how can I lose!?"
Moe "There we go"

Homer: you know that thing that digs food
Marge: spoon
Homer: yeah, gimmie

yeah i wasn't quite sure how it went

Ralph: "This tastes like Grandma" - after taking a bite of Homer's Tomacco.

I can't get that one out of my mind!

"hello my names MR.Burnse, I believe you have a letter for me"
Ok Mr. Burns , whats your first name?
"I don't know"

I love that one!!:lol:

Bart: "uh, i wouldnt take that down."
Rod: "Why not?"
Rod takes the poster down, and the house falls

Bart:"Its a load bearing poster"

Catsup, Ketchup, Catsup, Ketchup.

Ah mr. burns, its time for u to leave.

are u here to solve my catsup problem?

homer: It's ok, the bone stopped the bullet, now gimme some pie

One classic from yesterday. Lisa: Dad, instead of getting mom to drive you everywhere (he had license confiscated) why dont you take the bus?

Homer: Lisa, buses are for idiots and lesbians.:rolleyes:

Why are people scared of me?

[wet spot appears on crotch]

[creepy smile]

haha it's so dumb, but that one will be with me forever.

"I drink the whiskey drink, I drink the chocolate drink, when I gotta pee, I use the kitchen sink"
[keg through the window]

:lol:

Same episode as bus quote:

Lisa at breakfast: dad can you get me the syrup?
Homer walks like all slickly to the cupboard and gets it, passes it to her. "See Lisa, a week ago i would have driven to teh syrup:) "