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Oral sex linked to cancer

Feb. 21, 2011, 2:49 p.m.
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Joined: Feb. 15, 2003

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110221/ts_alt_afp/healthuscancer

Eating Pussy can give you cancer?……….Oh noes..

OMG…I AM GOING TO DIE!!!

Feb. 21, 2011, 2:53 p.m.
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Joined: Dec. 12, 2007

is this your way of telling everyone that you've sucked a lot of….?

Feb. 21, 2011, 3:11 p.m.
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Joined: Aug. 11, 2003

So that's where my cancer came from…

Feb. 21, 2011, 3:31 p.m.
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Joined: July 9, 2004

uh oh.

Feb. 21, 2011, 3:37 p.m.
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Joined: April 5, 2007

lol at the pic to the left of the first paragraph

Why slag free swag?:rolleyes:

ummm, as your doctor i recommend against riding with a scaphoid fracture.

Feb. 21, 2011, 3:38 p.m.
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Joined: Oct. 24, 2005

We're all going to die anyway, may as well eat yummy things first.

I'm :lol:ing, thinking about vegetarian hippie lesbians.
"Don't eat meat, you're gonna die!!!1"

Turns out their funky bush is more lethal…

The best things in life all start with the letter B
Hooray for: Bacon, Bikeys, Boobies, Boards, and Beer!

Feb. 21, 2011, 3:53 p.m.
Posts: 8312
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

great, another thing i can't eat now.

Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.
Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.

Feb. 21, 2011, 4:07 p.m.
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Joined: Aug. 7, 2007

dont tell your girlfriends.

Feb. 21, 2011, 5:14 p.m.
Posts: 144
Joined: Aug. 25, 2009

I'm not gonna let little thing like cancer stop me from doing what I enjoy.

Feb. 21, 2011, 5:29 p.m.
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Joined: May 29, 2003

Are you really surprised? Just look at the chemical and biological defenses those things have when they are not full of baby.

Feb. 21, 2011, 5:56 p.m.
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Joined: March 8, 2006

fuck :(

Feb. 21, 2011, 6:05 p.m.
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Joined: April 5, 2007

I went down on her last night
From what i understand baby thats alright
I didn't screw her and thats the truth but i eat that vagina through and through
She rocked my stick and i blew my load
But right after, honey, i came home
I love you better than all the rest but eating out weekly i can't resist
So if you want to come with me, i'll show you what i mean

Eatin ain't cheatin
I don't know what your talking about
Eatin ain't cheatin
You should know that sucking ain't fucking
Eatin ain't cheatin

Now i'm just a man in a band
I'm eatin out the bitches as fast as i can
Licky clitty clitty
Tonging that twat
Its finger licking good
Baby why should i stop
If you want to have a seat i'll clear a place on my face yeah

cheating no, cancer yes

Why slag free swag?:rolleyes:

ummm, as your doctor i recommend against riding with a scaphoid fracture.

Feb. 21, 2011, 8:24 p.m.
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Joined: March 15, 2003

OMG…I AM GOING TO DIE!!!

you didn't fall on the ice that hard. you whining conservatives are all drama bitches

Feb. 21, 2011, 9:16 p.m.
Posts: 34073
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

Vegans are gonna be all over this story.

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

Feb. 22, 2011, 3:38 a.m.
Posts: 7594
Joined: July 25, 2007

everything gives you cancer

who cares

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