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Jesus Kicked Ass In Pants

July 19, 2010, 11:40 a.m.
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http://www.faithfulwordbaptist.org/pants.html

July 19, 2010, 11:59 a.m.
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Something tells me that joker is serious. If not, he might have a good future here http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

July 19, 2010, 12:50 p.m.
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He is. Watch the Soul Winning video. That pastor can go fuck himself.

July 19, 2010, 1:19 p.m.
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Out of the context of the website, I would have assumed that it was some engineer trying to apply logic from the Bible. His dig on Catholic dress wearing priests was amusing though.

July 19, 2010, 1:56 p.m.
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coles notes? cuz i gotz no time to read how i'm goin to hell

July 19, 2010, 3:05 p.m.
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This guy is pure comedy. Follow the link to his wife's blog, click on Border Patrol Abuse. It appears the pastor's favorite past time is rolling up to border patrol checkpoints, goading the officers, and then suing everyone in sight when he gets tasered and beaten. Nicely done, boys!! :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJF5cUWXA_A

July 19, 2010, 3:13 p.m.
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I think the pastor might be gay.

July 19, 2010, 3:43 p.m.
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What a douchebag….He should join up with those kooks from Westboro baptist.

http://www.godhatesfags.com/

July 19, 2010, 3:58 p.m.
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This is why, for me, freedom of religion must include freedom from religion.

July 19, 2010, 4:42 p.m.
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coles notes? cuz i gotz no time to read how i'm goin to hell

Only teh ghey men wear dresses so Jesus must have worn pants and had a crew cut. Or do you think the egyptians and druids weren't smart enough to invent pants*?

  • yes he actually uses this argument
July 19, 2010, 4:52 p.m.
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This is why, for me, freedom of religion must include freedom from religion.

I like that line …I will definatley be stealing it

July 19, 2010, 5:05 p.m.
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Only teh ghey men wear dresses so Jesus must have worn pants and had a crew cut. Or do you think the egyptians and druids weren't smart enough to invent pants*?

  • yes he actually uses this argument

thanx. but real men wear kilts

July 19, 2010, 6:17 p.m.
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This is why, for me, freedom of religion must include freedom from religion.

Check out the border patrol stuff. This guy might be a kook but he is fighting some issues about checkpoints in Arizona.

I only quickly looked at a couple of the video's, but it seems rather messed up that they have a checkpoint 50 miles from the border.

July 19, 2010, 8:08 p.m.
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This is why, for me, freedom of religion must include freedom from religion.

I'm a Christian and 100000000% agree with this statement. :D

WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

July 19, 2010, 8:30 p.m.
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I don't particularly like those checkpoints, but with all the smuggling of illegals, drugs and weapons going on, they serve a purpose. Smugglers cross remote parts of the border on foot so having these checkpoints on highways away from the border is the best way to catch them once they've been picked up on this side.

Hard to believe people can get so worked up by them….what a waste of time and energy. A white guy on his own who pulls up to a checkpoint in a newish car and looking half respectable will get waved through, every time. Until he refuses to roll down his window and answer any questions, that is. Then damn right they're gonna beat his ass down.

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