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Don't tase me bro: Baseball style.

May 4, 2010, 8:40 a.m.
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Chasing down baseball fans having a bit of fun is SRS business.

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May 4, 2010, 8:55 a.m.
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looks like he had a stapler in his hand…

May 4, 2010, 9:03 a.m.
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Why not just chuck a baseball at him.

May 4, 2010, 9:03 a.m.
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haahah, fat cop thinks he has go go gadget arms

May 4, 2010, 9:16 a.m.
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hm, kind of overdid it..

May 4, 2010, 9:19 a.m.
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I think this was a bit excessive. I've seen people run on the field before, but this is an all new level for force.

Completely justified.

He looked Al-Qaeda to me and there is no doubt there was some Anthrax on that towel.

May 4, 2010, 9:23 a.m.
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Gotta do something to make baseball interesting. Next it's going to be an MMA-style fight at the base if it looks like the call was close.

Being cheap is OK. Being a clueless sanctimonious condescending douchebag is just Vlad's MO.

May 4, 2010, 9:53 a.m.
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if he didnt use his tazer he would have had to run after him… with his legs. They could have avoided this incident if they just provided golf carts with cattle guards to the officers.

May 4, 2010, 10:19 a.m.
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if he didnt use his tazer he would have had to run after him… with his legs. They could have avoided this incident if they just provided golf carts with cattle guards to the officers.

This is a good idea. Leg cramps hurt a lot.

May 4, 2010, 10:29 a.m.
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why is the crowd so stoked? Because baseball is so fucking boring they actually needed some entertainment.

"Ripping Styles, Holmes!"
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May 4, 2010, 10:30 a.m.
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This is a good idea. Leg cramps hurt a lot.

And God forbid the office lose a pond from this excessive and completely unnecessary thing called "exercise". =/

May 4, 2010, 12:40 p.m.
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And God forbid the office lose a pond

wat

May 4, 2010, 12:52 p.m.
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if he didnt use his tazer he would have had to run after him… with his legs. They could have avoided this incident if they just provided golf carts with cattle guards to the officers.

gold carts could ruin the turf

3 or 4 well positioned snipers would negate all this fooling around

meh

May 4, 2010, 1:14 p.m.
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wat

officer is teh fatso and I can't do the spellso.

May 4, 2010, 3:29 p.m.
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Wow, that's serious incentive not to run around on the field.

Imagine if they did that to the streakers. Ouch!! You'll never walk normal again.

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