and she get's a phone call on the land line… it's the delivery man down stairs. She has a package. So she buzzes the guy up, puts on a robe and head to the door. Opens the door.
silence for 1 minute. My eyes shift to the door of the room expecting to see her any minute with a box or something.
one more minute, and… she shouts "JOEL NO!!"
About Joel: Joel is a 6'2" 200 lb angry man. This is my girlfriends ex-boyfriend. of november. I became what would be called a "reluctant friend" of this man while they were dating, only because i really liked his girlfriend, who similarly liked me. Joel was worried about that relationship because, frankly, he was not the man for his girlfriend and she blatantly had an affection for me. These things happen. It's life. So, in an effort to stifle anything between his girl and I, he befriended me. Hence, "reluctant friend." I never touched her, and i kept my distance. WHen they broke up, she asked me for "a chance". I said "ok"
About my thoughts that morning: I'm naked. I'm naked. I'm naked. I'm naked. I'm naked. I'm naked. I'm naked. I'm naked. I really don't want to fight this man naked in my new girls bed room.
In what could be described as a miscalculated panic, I cocooned myself in the covers. It was a knee jerk reflex to my previsouly described thoughts.
Joel come barreling in the bed room and jumps on me and start swinging. He hit me in the ear. and yanked the covers off me. Being totally exposed I snapped into action. I leap off the bed and turn to face him. He comes at me and i flip him over my knee and throm him in a headlock. His face is inches from my junk. I am sure it stinks of his old girls p___y. I laugh at the thought.
I say, "Joel, things aren't going well for you right now. Unless you leave, I am going to pull your f___ing ear off"
he leaves.
