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July 2, 2006, 5:39 p.m.
-Tr0n-
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How much does it cost for the average fleshlight?

because i broke my wrists doing 5's on a bunch of DJ's

soo i could use some help

thanks in advance…

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July 2, 2006, 5:45 p.m.
Faithless
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Are you talking about a bike part or the actual sexual toy the fleshlight.

July 2, 2006, 6:09 p.m.
Nick2468
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Are you talking about a bike part or the actual sexual toy the fleshlight.

do you try to bring things up for people to make fun of you for?

July 2, 2006, 6:31 p.m.
Straw
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Well, flashlights go for about 5 dollars.

Why do you need a flashlight?

July 2, 2006, 8:04 p.m.
umbullit
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Well, flashlights go for about 5 dollars.

Why do you need a flashlight?

might want to re-read what he is asking

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July 2, 2006, 8:41 p.m.
Straw
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Oh, I see.

I have no idea.

:google:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight

Got it. :shhh:

July 2, 2006, 9:14 p.m.
SkunkworkS
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There's a lavender coloured one.

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July 2, 2006, 9:21 p.m.
Lady-Gravity
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hey its only 4-6 weeks, surely you'll survive ;)

sucks about the broken wrists though, hope it wasn't too serious

July 2, 2006, 9:22 p.m.
Adam-West
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were you "skiing?"

Ha Ha! Made you look.

July 2, 2006, 9:54 p.m.
billytalented
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i got mine, used, for 37 cents off ebay. theyre a killer score on ebay. its not as bad as you think because its just like sleepin with a girl who isnt a virgin anymore

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July 2, 2006, 9:59 p.m.
Tim-Allen
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nce sig, needs audio :lol:

July 3, 2006, 12:02 a.m.
Aldo-Nova
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight

:lol:

Surely it can't be that hard to just get a girl?

Adrenalize

July 3, 2006, 12:16 a.m.
Tim-Allen
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dry hump your pillow

July 3, 2006, 12:47 a.m.
the-flying-moose
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okay i read this in a maxim a few years back. its was an article to do with prison.

you will need a green garbage bag, a bath towel, and some lube.

1. take towel and lay flat inside garbage bag.
2. roll towel/garbage bag up like you would a sleeping bag.
3. generously apply lube.
4. place rolled up garbage bag/towl in between your mattress and boxspring.
5. give'r.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

July 3, 2006, 3:15 a.m.
__Liam__
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i got mine, used, for 37 cents off ebay. theyre a killer score on ebay. its not as bad as you think because its just like sleepin with a girl who isnt a virgin anymore

ewww…

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