Posts tagged with 'ask-uncle-dave'

Uncle Dave wants a week without scandal…

Dave was ready for this question - so be ready to feel the brunt of Dave's disinterested rage...

"Since then my friend has locked up his back brake and tried to wreck every corner he goes into..."

Uncle Dave faces off against the entire internet in a battle of wits and logic - and Uncle Dave is the judge...

"The most important product for the sport this millennium...neh ever!...is the advent of readily available..."

"Plus, isn't it kinda rude?... I mean if some (expletive deleted) tailgates me in my car, I don't like it..."

"Please explain that the bike industry knows what they're doing and I'm just not smart enough to understand..."

"Paying thousands of dollars for a bicycle to ride in the woods is about as far from logical as one can get..."

"There was a hint of what inspired them in their new creation, but just a hint..."

"Old age occurs when you stop buying new equipment to improve and you start buying new equipment to mask how old and slow you are..."

"Short of hanging out at the trailhead each and every Friday evening, pleading with hoards of drunk people..."

Uncle Dave moves into Team Robot's territory this week...

Wear some kind of strange piece of clothing and then pretend that you’re from Eastern Europe...

"Like a George W. Bush era terrorist, they hate your freedom. Really, you’re just asking for it..."

Are you a celebrity mountain bike rider? Dave probably just offended you - but we hardly know him...

"What you're suffering from is a tremendously common affliction within the mountain biking community known as Trailside Inadequacy Syndrome."