Ask Uncle Dave – Milquetoast for a Week
Uncle Dave wants a week without scandal…
Are All Mountain Bikers A-Holes?
Dave was ready for this question - so be ready to feel the brunt of Dave's disinterested rage...
When Your Buddy Trashes The Trail
"Since then my friend has locked up his back brake and tried to wreck every corner he goes into..."
How Did Gwin Win With No Chain?
Uncle Dave faces off against the entire internet in a battle of wits and logic - and Uncle Dave is the judge...
Uncle Dave Disagrees about this Milennium
"The most important product for the sport this millennium...neh ever!...is the advent of readily available..."
Why Are Roadies Such {expletive deleted}?
"Plus, isn't it kinda rude?... I mean if some (expletive deleted) tailgates me in my car, I don't like it..."
Bring On The 28″ Wheel!
"Please explain that the bike industry knows what they're doing and I'm just not smart enough to understand..."
What Kind of Bike Should I Buy?
"Paying thousands of dollars for a bicycle to ride in the woods is about as far from logical as one can get..."
Does The North Shore Suck?
"There was a hint of what inspired them in their new creation, but just a hint..."
I’m getting slower – What will make me fast?
"Old age occurs when you stop buying new equipment to improve and you start buying new equipment to mask how old and slow you are..."
People Are The Worst
"Short of hanging out at the trailhead each and every Friday evening, pleading with hoards of drunk people..."
Ask Uncle Dave – Done With Sea Otter
Uncle Dave moves into Team Robot's territory this week...
Ask Uncle Dave – Bring It
Wear some kind of strange piece of clothing and then pretend that you’re from Eastern Europe...
Ask Uncle Dave – E-Road Rage
"Like a George W. Bush era terrorist, they hate your freedom. Really, you’re just asking for it..."
Ask Uncle Dave
Are you a celebrity mountain bike rider? Dave probably just offended you - but we hardly know him...
Ask Uncle Dave
"What you're suffering from is a tremendously common affliction within the mountain biking community known as Trailside Inadequacy Syndrome."