How Do I Move to Canada?
"I have decided to leave the UK and move to Canada, specifically the sea-to-sky corridor. I think that's what it's called?"
HTF Do I Teach Mountain Biking at University?
"At first I thought this was a joke, but I confirmed with the sender that he’s not making this up and this is an actual honest-to-goodness problem..."
Excessive Celebration?
"Dual slalom was my best event - as long as the jumps were no more than knee high I could compete with the best of them..."
Why Do Pro Riders Get Off Easy?
"Yahoos band together to create an echo chamber to support their entitled views, build on the insanity, and then take it all a step further..."
Crappy Wheels and Cherry Cranks
"Seasoned cyclists generally revere anyone who can twiddle knobs on a suspension fork or bleed a brake without poisoning an animal.."
29er in Front – Party in the Back
"This sounded like a really bad idea as I first read your question, but as I dig into it a little bit deeper it doesn’t sound quite as awful..."
GIVE ME FREE SH!T!
"What is the width of the handlebars on my bike? I’m sitting on the sofa and am too lazy to do this myself..."
How Many Bikes Should I Own?
Uncle Dave doesn't believe in either N+1 or S-1 - he has his own unhappy formula to keep him dissatisfied with the bikes in his garage...
12 Speed: Progress Or Excess?
"And then I'd hit them right in the f@cking face with a totally unexpected doozy of a change that required all sorts of really fancy, expensive sh!t..."
Uncle Dave Has a Booboo
"I hit the ground like a sack of discarded pornography mistakenly shipped to a Salt Lake City Safeway..."
Should I Bribe My Wife With Cake?
"Since then, I've been bribing her with cake on increasingly difficult climbing tasks, cleaning them every time..."
Find Me a Job to Pay for Sweet Bikes
"Not child labour bad - more like privileged child with a distorted worldview having his dreams crushed kind of bad..."
Are Product Reviews Full of Sh!t?
"How have we collapsed inward to a state where product reviews aren't worth the damn megabyte they consume..."
Uncle Dave – Commencal Frame Winner!
"I can hold my breath underwater for four hours, chew a shark's head off with my bare teeth, put a bullet through a gnat's ass at two miles..."
I Broke My Face and My Balls Left Me
"I debated how to answer this question. Earnestly? Sarcastically? Satirically? I finally decided on Scholarly..."
50 Tooth Cogs? Oval Rings? WTF?
"Oval chainrings and 50 tooth cogs are new and I don't need them - therefore they probably are stupid and suck."
Secret Trails, Math, and Night Riding
“It can be proven mathematically that the awesomeness of various things (beer, music, mountain bike trails) is directly proportional to its exclusivity.”
I Broke My Ribs – Again
Do you know how to crash? Why can’t you sell your old bike for good money? How cool can a 44 year old really be? Uncle Dave takes on all questions…
What The Hell Happened to 26?
"Because it is perfectly acceptable to be an overly selective gear nerd and I have no problem if you want to be a living-in-the-past 26” luddite..."
Why Would Anyone Ride a Mountain Bike?
"It's expensive, there are lots of other sports that are just as fun, and hikers are pricks. Sell it to me..."
Why Aren’t Mountain Bikers Ambiturners?
"If I were you, I’d treat it like it is masturbation - whatever feels right is probably the correct way to be doing things..."
Dudes Insult My Old Bike
"Send them back home to their trophy wives and stainless steel appliances in sadness and shame..."
Must Get Better – Who To Ride With?
"They will also kind of suck and the concentration of aging crappiness will just cause depression for the entire group..."
OOPS! I Just Broke Your Bike
"Your only recourse is to quietly bad-mouth him behind his back until everybody he has ever met knows that he is an uncouth cheapskate..."