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In Defense Of HammerSchmidt - Dec. 4, 2018, 1:03 p.m.

I am still not sure why the "park bike" in everyone's range doesn't rock this.  Picture the jack drive Commencal with a single speed on the back and a hi/lo with the Schmidt.  What more could you need for whistler?

BC Warns: Illegal Building Could Bring Jail time, 10K Fine - June 13, 2018, 1:24 p.m.

Why don't you ask him why there is a backlog?

Lizard Skins Monitor HD Gloves - Jan. 31, 2018, 1:12 p.m.

Discarding the heat retention and protection provided by gloves is kind of like saying "aside from rolling what is the point of wheels.  We could all run down our trails better.  290MM years of bipedalism can't be wrong".

Lizard Skins Monitor HD Gloves - Jan. 31, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

They look like they would be perfect for parking lot brawls though.

Dear Uncle Dave: What the hell do you want for Christmas? - Dec. 20, 2017, 2:02 p.m.

Why stop there?  The word "woman" takes it's origin's from combining the words "wife" and "man".  I like to think of females as more than an extension to a man.  The word girl comes from early german and originally reffered to all genders.  I vote to shame anyone using the word woman and replace it with the word girl.

Dear Uncle Dave: What the hell do you want for Christmas? - Dec. 19, 2017, 2:26 p.m.

I meant pussy like a soft little kitten.  Perhaps that is being insensitive to cats.  Thanks you for the language policing though. How will I know what words are ok to use without correction from my moral betters.

My apologies for my comment fellas. I sniffed a mug of English breakfast late this morning and just turned into a maniac. I hope I don’t pass a Tim Hortons on the way home. I might plotz myself.

Dear Uncle Dave: What the hell do you want for Christmas? - Dec. 19, 2017, 10:40 a.m.

Love your writing Uncle Dave and not picking on you at all but when did it become ok for men to brag about what pussies they are? 

"Straight coffee sends me running straight to the bathroom"

I have no doubt that is a true statement and has been true for many people throughout history (including real men that landed on the beaches of Normandy and stuff) but we used to have to pretend to be tough.  When did this change?  Is this for the better?  Am I getting old?  

Again not picking on Uncle Dave at all as he is a unique voice in a sea of "climbs like an xc bike and decends like a dh bike" mtb journalism just more a societal observation.

Dear Santa: Jon's List - Dec. 11, 2017, 12:58 p.m.

I put in lots of time on hardtails back when that was the only choice.  Once full sus became ubiquitous I never looked back.  Pedantic may be a fair analysis as I find it funny when people talk about the simplicity of a hardtail being a selling feature as if we have to lube our rear pivots twice a ride.

Dear Santa: Jon's List - Dec. 11, 2017, 8:08 a.m.

I know I find a full suspension bike too complicated.  How do I enjoy myself with the wheel able to move up and down?  So confusing.

"Barbed Liar" Skips Trial - Oct. 18, 2017, 1:30 p.m.

Does this mean there's an 800 hp Audi for sale?

The Tools of Las Vegas! - Sept. 25, 2017, 3:12 p.m.

If I wore that utility belt I would be divorce lawyer shopping the next day.  They should name it the irreconcilable differences belt.

The Tools of Las Vegas! - Sept. 25, 2017, 10:03 a.m.

That fix it sticks belt clip looks like a real panty dropper. Save some for the rest of us fix it sticks.

2018 Kona Process Carbon - Sept. 12, 2017, 11:48 a.m.

Cheers for moving the asterix's to the bottom of the paragraph.  Love it.

Leatt Launches Fresh Gear for 2018 - Sept. 2, 2017, 8:08 p.m.

Utility knife, splitting axe and handsaw. Thats what someone who doesn't build trails thinks you use to build trails.

3 Ways To Hydrate With CamelBak 2018 - Sept. 1, 2017, 8:54 a.m.

Totally agree here.  One other nit that I think needs picking is the * in the article being all the way at the bottom.  Can those be moved to the bottom of the paragraph instead.  I always read them but don't like scrolling all the down to see what they say.  I know this sounds like the ultimate first world problem but I love the content and want to see the pictures unfold as the author intends.

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