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I am still not sure why the "park bike" in everyone's range doesn't rock this.  Picture the jack drive Commencal with a single speed on the back and a hi/lo with the Schmidt.  What more could you need for whistler?

Why don't you ask him why there is a backlog?

Discarding the heat retention and protection provided by gloves is kind of like saying "aside from rolling what is the point of wheels.  We could all run down our trails better.  290MM years of bipedalism can't be wrong".

They look like they would be perfect for parking lot brawls though.

Why stop there?  The word "woman" takes it's origin's from combining the words "wife" and "man".  I like to think of females as more than an extension to a man.  The word girl comes from early german and originally reffered to all genders.  I vote to shame anyone using the word woman and replace it with the word girl.

I meant pussy like a soft little kitten.  Perhaps that is being insensitive to cats.  Thanks you for the language policing though. How will I know what words are ok to use without correction from my moral betters.

My apologies for my comment fellas. I sniffed a mug of English breakfast late this morning and just turned into a maniac. I hope I don’t pass a Tim Hortons on the way home. I might plotz myself.

Love your writing Uncle Dave and not picking on you at all but when did it become ok for men to brag about what pussies they are? 

"Straight coffee sends me running straight to the bathroom"

I have no doubt that is a true statement and has been true for many people throughout history (including real men that landed on the beaches of Normandy and stuff) but we used to have to pretend to be tough.  When did this change?  Is this for the better?  Am I getting old?  

Again not picking on Uncle Dave at all as he is a unique voice in a sea of "climbs like an xc bike and decends like a dh bike" mtb journalism just more a societal observation.

I put in lots of time on hardtails back when that was the only choice.  Once full sus became ubiquitous I never looked back.  Pedantic may be a fair analysis as I find it funny when people talk about the simplicity of a hardtail being a selling feature as if we have to lube our rear pivots twice a ride.

I know I find a full suspension bike too complicated.  How do I enjoy myself with the wheel able to move up and down?  So confusing.

Does this mean there's an 800 hp Audi for sale?