Mr. Colbert is not a female senior with a disability. Mr. Colbert has been trained on the use of force continuum. Anyone breaking and entering through his front door best have Restoration Cleanup Company in tow to mop up after the visitor's poor judgement.
I suggest your folks think about making threats against the good people of the North Shore. We have grown tired of you.
Todalou
Smedley Pennyworth Esq
Another Threat