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Jan. 18, 2011, 11:12 a.m.
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show us yer trail cats

I noticed both an article and a thread on here getting people to show off their trail dogs. While I can appreciate the companionship of riding with a dog, I believe we are overlooking a more important trail-buddy: our cats. There is nothing quite like ripping Neds or Ladies with your feline friend in toe. Not only are they more nimble than dogs and thus more able to huck drops and ride technical steeps than dogs, but they are quite a bit more intelligent than dogs and tend not to try to have sex with each other like dogs do. Do you know how bad it is to take a breather on air supply and have your dog try to fuck another trail rider[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s pet? It throws off the mellow vibes of the rip.

If you don[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;t believe me, just ask Danny Brody. We always used to take his prized cat Corky for rides. One time, Corky fell off Digger[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s Rock and landed it! I[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;d like to see your dumb ass yellow lab pull that off! You[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;d probably have to call off your huck sesh and take him to the vet. Another time, we took my other friend[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s cat on an urban assault with us and he rode a double kink rail. Not even leech could do it

To sum up; ditch the clumsy K9, grab your domestic house cat (or steal one, it[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s easy), and head up fromme. Show off the pics. We can all appreciate a pussy riding trails.

Nov. 1, 2010, 10:47 a.m.
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mtbville.com picture

Hi all,

I don't know whether or not you are all familiar with the website www.mtbville.com. It is a decent blog run by established shore local Ross Measures. I noticed that the picture Ross uses in the upper left-hand corner of the screen to identify himself shows Ross hitting a drop on the shore. I looked closer because I, like any shore rider, can appreciate a lofty piece of airtime. My enjoyment ended when I realized that the drop was built by being nailed into live trees. I'm no digger, but I know as well as any other self-respecting trail rider that you never nail into live trees. Dangerous Dan has hammered that point home countless times and it has been a key arguement between our collective mountain bike army and the facist dictators over in the offices of the District of North Vancouver. I put it to you Ross, what were you thinking?

People, Join me in my cry against unsustainable building practises!!!

July 17, 2009, 4:51 p.m.
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So the Burrard Bridge?

I find this new bike lane to be proposterous. I have a giant SUV and the fact that I can't be boss hoggin and owning lanes is quite simply infuriating to me. All so that these so-called "commuters" have a little more elbow room.

July 13, 2009, 10:39 a.m.
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what gives?

This thread is a prime example of why I deserve a massive amount of rep points and why I should perhaps even be nominated to some sort of executive position. I mean, this will be the 39th reply while most other threads sit limp because no one really gives a shit about some guy enquring about the difficulty of pipeline or the new sram deraileur. In this thread alone I already have two guys going off on some totally unrelated fight and I believe one of them even used the word "faggot". Only my provocative nature could result in this kind of hostility among board members.

Hey Cam,

I think I should get a weekly column on the home page. I think we are all pretty sick of these neutral bike reviews and poorly written stories about insignificant bike rides. I mean, yesterday was goat style in which a bunch of local bros just placed really well ( big props to lawrenuk on the win) and I can't seem to find shit about it on the home page. I can however get an actively depressing story about "Kona Shocky Inc"

July 10, 2009, 10:55 a.m.
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what gives?

Ok guys, I am getting a little concerned here! I have posted like 58 times by now and I have yet to get a single rep! This makes no sense; everything I post is pure fucking gold and I am beggining to feel a little underappreciated. I mean, if each member of the board had stocks, the value of mine would have an upward curve like a 12 year olds dick upon watching his first porno.

I mean, I see guys with thousands of rep points and all of their posts entail something stupid like pictures of their kid riding a ladder bridge in their landlords driveway.

Throw me a fucking bone people!

July 10, 2009, 10:51 a.m.
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holy smokes! HE ACTUALLY DID IT

Dave Watson is easily the sickest mtn biker to come out of Canada. Name a single fucking person to gap over a road race other than Dwat. He brought an entirely new style to the sport with his cool clothes, smooth bar turns and average race results. Thank you Dave, for showing us what one man could do.

July 10, 2009, 10:48 a.m.
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worst?

This guy is like a pharrell williams with a lot of time on his hands

June 29, 2009, 10 a.m.
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Great North Shore Biffs

Wow, some serious hatin'. Did Chris do your sister or somethin?

Kn.

Naw he was never able to close the deal however she did give him a footjob. It was a few years ago but I never have gotten over it.

June 26, 2009, 1:23 p.m.
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Great North Shore Biffs

Maybe it

June 5, 2009, 5:22 p.m.
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Thanks Cam

I have lately had trouble remembering who it was that no handered the famous 50 x 50 ord gap. Thank you chump, for reminding us all that it was you. Maybe now I can finally get some sleep at night.

June 1, 2009, 11:16 a.m.
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Crankworx Slopestyle Invitees Announced

While I do appreciate that coming up with an effective format is difficult, something about this one is wrong. A lot of the riders up there are great and deserve that invite but some of them are rediculous. The fact that Kelly McGary is taking the place of a Gulevich, Kasprick, any rider that doesn't look like a train wreck on two wheels…, is showing that something is wrong. I have seen this guy ride; he is sketchy as fuck. Furthermore, he is more or less a no name in the industry. As was stated above, it is also pretty rediculous that the only option for qualifying is a best trick event. This is like going to the olympics for the 800 and having to qualify in a 100 m dash. This means that some no-talent ass clown is going to huck a double backflip or something and get in while some much better, much more consistent well-rounded rider will be sitting on the sidelines.

May 28, 2009, 4:28 p.m.
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You've got to be shitting me

thanks ghandi

May 28, 2009, 4:03 p.m.
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You've got to be shitting me

so by 'advancement of statements' you mean you realized what you said was stupid and made you come accross like a dick so you changed yer tune. fair enough. well done buddy

and yes!!! post 666 now i can never post again. goodbye all!

False, the advancement in my statements was me clarifying my point, not changing it. And that's dope man, you made your goal of 666 posts. Now you can celebrate by hiring a babysitter and going to a punkshow. Maybe you'll pick up a contact buzz. Rock on!!

May 28, 2009, 3:13 p.m.
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You've got to be shitting me

I drink and have tattoos and have stated this. So, you can either continue pushing the my being " lame"thing or acknowledge the advancement in my statements and come up with something relevant.

May 28, 2009, 3:05 p.m.
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You've got to be shitting me

Darn tootin'. And I think FlipFantasia's "That's not mtb" answer was exactly what the best's troll was trying to catch.

to be honest I don't really give a fuck about Andreu or just about anything I post. It's just fun to spend 30 seconds talking shit about a picture or a person and then watching you nerds debate about how wrong and needless my opions are for 5 pages.

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