Any locals have any info on trail conditions in either Canmore/Banff or Hinton/Jasper? Have the option to go riding next week for a few days. I've been scanning Trailforks, Bikepirate, and Facebook groups for trail conditions but there isn't much other than that a lot of the higher trails are still covered in snow and ice, and the clear trails are mostly muddy.

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