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Shuttlewhore in Singletrack

Dec. 23, 2006, 8 a.m.
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Splinky selling out

Dec. 23, 2006, 8:05 a.m.
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there is a shuttlewhore ariticle in Mountain Bike Korea magazine apearently they refer to mark as "the pervert"

Dec. 23, 2006, 8:48 a.m.
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there is a shuttlewhore ariticle in Mountain Bike Korea magazine apearently they refer to mark as "the pervert"

bahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahah,
when ur right ur right!!

lol.. jk merry mas x marc..

cool exposure.

Dec. 23, 2006, 4:35 p.m.
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there is a shuttlewhore ariticle in Mountain Bike Korea magazine apearently they refer to mark as "the pervert"

How to tell if you live in a country with shitty Mountain Biking

1. You open up your countries biking publication and you see an article about a Canadian guy with a sandwich stuck in his ass.

2. There is no step 2. If there isn't enough biking in Korea to fill a magazine without resorting to articles about foreigners with sandwich fetishes I'd say the biking scene there probably sucks.

Dec. 23, 2006, 11:50 p.m.
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you bitches are all jealous that i thought of it first and now i'm world famous and you're not.

wait till you see what i have in mind for next year's triple crown.

We don't know what our limits are, so to start something with the idea of being limited actually ends up limiting us.
Ellen Langer

Dec. 24, 2006, 8:30 a.m.
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you bitches are all jealous that i thought of it first and now i'm world famous and you're not.

wait till you see what i have in mind for next year's triple crown.

Hot Dog?

Dec. 24, 2006, 2:45 p.m.
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Hot Dog?

yeah, he's gonna Prarie Dog it out throughout the day for you to take a bite, Dave..

Is there a Vancouver in Taiwan?! I had no idea!!

Nothing sums up my life's achievements like my stuffed corpse, suplexing a cougar.

Dec. 24, 2006, 3:48 p.m.
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you bitches are all jealous that i thought of it first and now i'm world famous and you're not.

wait till you see what i have in mind for next year's triple crown.

Spam in your inbox?

Dec. 24, 2006, 4:08 p.m.
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How to tell if you live in a country with shitty Mountain Biking

1. You open up your countries biking publication and you see an article about a Canadian guy with a sandwich stuck in his ass.

2. There is no step 2. If there isn't enough biking in Korea to fill a magazine without resorting to articles about foreigners with sandwich fetishes I'd say the biking scene there probably sucks.

I havnt seen the articles but I dont think marks antics are the thurst of the story.

Apearently the Mag has double the circlulation of Mountain Bike Action.

Dec. 24, 2006, 4:19 p.m.
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I saw the article in the Korean magazine. It's a larger and nicer magazine than anything I've seen in North America. Full glossy pages and very high quality. The jist of the article was the comradery of events like the Triple Crown. It was well done.

Dec. 24, 2006, 11:25 p.m.
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Full glossy pages and very high quality.

So what you are saying is that there is some poor Korean dude thumbing thru his new shiny magazine when WHAM full page glossy of the now world famous sandwich? That can't be good for business

Dec. 24, 2006, 11:36 p.m.
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So what you are saying is that there is some poor Korean dude thumbing thru his new shiny magazine when WHAM full page glossy of the now world famous sandwich? That can't be good for business

it's a pull-out centrefold.

fuck man get a grip, like what are you jealous? there's a couple shots that are maybe 1/12th of the page and it's a shot from the front. if you're so obsessed over it i'll put a sandwich in the mail for you tomorrow wrapped up in pages from the mag.

We don't know what our limits are, so to start something with the idea of being limited actually ends up limiting us.
Ellen Langer

Dec. 25, 2006, 7:27 a.m.
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it's a pull-out centrefold.

fuck man get a grip, like what are you jealous? there's a couple shots that are maybe 1/12th of the page and it's a shot from the front. if you're so obsessed over it i'll put a sandwich in the mail for you tomorrow wrapped up in pages from the mag.

Now your a center fold? I guess Hell had a slight temperature dip. I'll know more later, having Christmas lunch with the boys.

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Dec. 25, 2006, 7:58 a.m.
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Lol…I'm in Korea, and saw the article about two months ago. Nothing porneriffic about it, just some shots done by some Korean guys on the shore, and an article about riding there.
The mags here are big n shiny, but usually not very interesting at all. Mostly XCish, with lots of storys about how to keep your $10,000 XC bike shiny and new looking. Was cool to see pics of a BC event.

The riding here is surprisingly good. The terrain rocks.

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Dec. 26, 2006, 6:24 a.m.
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Word around town says Splinky will be filling Schley's spot on the Rocky team as their new official rock star and sandwich artist

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