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show us yer trail cats

Jan. 18, 2011, 11:12 a.m.
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I noticed both an article and a thread on here getting people to show off their trail dogs. While I can appreciate the companionship of riding with a dog, I believe we are overlooking a more important trail-buddy: our cats. There is nothing quite like ripping Neds or Ladies with your feline friend in toe. Not only are they more nimble than dogs and thus more able to huck drops and ride technical steeps than dogs, but they are quite a bit more intelligent than dogs and tend not to try to have sex with each other like dogs do. Do you know how bad it is to take a breather on air supply and have your dog try to fuck another trail rider[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s pet? It throws off the mellow vibes of the rip.

If you don[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;t believe me, just ask Danny Brody. We always used to take his prized cat Corky for rides. One time, Corky fell off Digger[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s Rock and landed it! I[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;d like to see your dumb ass yellow lab pull that off! You[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;d probably have to call off your huck sesh and take him to the vet. Another time, we took my other friend[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s cat on an urban assault with us and he rode a double kink rail. Not even leech could do it

To sum up; ditch the clumsy K9, grab your domestic house cat (or steal one, it[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s easy), and head up fromme. Show off the pics. We can all appreciate a pussy riding trails.

Jan. 18, 2011, 11:24 a.m.
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Jan. 18, 2011, 11:37 a.m.
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Sadly I don't seem to have any photos of on the ride….

But this one is just before and as you can see Georgie (the cat) is all excited to get out for a ride!


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Jan. 18, 2011, 11:59 a.m.
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you made this thread, where the fuck is your cat?

Jan. 18, 2011, 12:16 p.m.
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There is nothing quite like ripping Neds or Ladies with your feline friend in toe.

???? You stuff your pussy in your shoe? Is it warmer?

Debate? Bikes are made for riding not pushing.

Jan. 18, 2011, 12:34 p.m.
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"toe"…."Pussy"….hahahahahahahahahahah

Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:27 p.m.
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This thread was made for Comoxclan :(

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:43 p.m.
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I've got 2. Who wants to go for a ride

Chainsmoker 8)

Jan. 18, 2011, 7:48 p.m.
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Jan. 18, 2011, 8:01 p.m.
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"May a commune of gay, Marxist Muslim illegal immigrants use your tax dollars to open a drive-thru abortion clinic in your church."

Jan. 18, 2011, 8:18 p.m.
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There are a few of these that like to come building with me…
I'll see if I can get a photo this year.

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Jan. 18, 2011, 9:35 p.m.
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where is Comoxclan? I actually had a cat that was like a dog.Fetch go for walks etc.

Jan. 18, 2011, 9:50 p.m.
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@ Enduramil - I could have sworn this thread was about trail kitties not trail Bunnies? Maybe we should start another thread!


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Jan. 18, 2011, 10:10 p.m.
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Had to stop taking my cat out with me. He doesn't play well with others :(

Jan. 18, 2011, 10:43 p.m.
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My trail cat:

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