If you could be one rider...

Oct. 21, 2011, 1:34 p.m.

Posts: 3518

Joined: May 27, 2008

The Claw. He's mountain biking's Chuck Norris. The guy has mad skillz, takes hits like no one else and walks away (or at least he does after he tells his broken neck to heal), and from the outside it looks like he lives a pretty decent life. Yeah, I've got a bit of a man-crush.. What of it?

Simmons is a very close second though.

Being cheap is OK. Being a clueless sanctimonious condescending douchebag is just Vlad's MO.

Oct. 21, 2011, 2:12 p.m.

three-sheets

Posts: 15758

Joined: May 29, 2004

Hans Rey.

Pastor of Muppets

Oct. 21, 2011, 4:54 p.m.

enduramil

Posts: 26382

Joined: Aug. 14, 2005

Dangerous Dan/ Wade Simmons.

www.thisiswhy.co.uk

www.teamnfi.blogspot.com/

Oct. 21, 2011, 5:30 p.m.

CoilAir

Posts: 1081

Joined: Jan. 1, 2011

I would choose to be me, but with the skills of Wade Simmons, hands down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2DcwDQxUKQ

Ride, don't slide.

Oct. 22, 2011, 10:47 a.m.

King-Spenny

Posts: 723

Joined: Nov. 7, 2010

i wanna be wayne simpsons

Oct. 22, 2011, 10:49 a.m.

King-Spenny

Posts: 723

Joined: Nov. 7, 2010

dangerous dad is pretty sick too

Oct. 22, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

SixZeroSixOne

Posts: 1358

Joined: May 4, 2006

I wanna be Dave Norona. That dude has THE lifestyle…

Oct. 22, 2011, 7:44 p.m.

djfivejames

Posts: 106

Joined: May 9, 2008

Aitken

Oct. 23, 2011, 9:31 p.m.

onepunch

Posts: 3864

Joined: Sept. 12, 2003

Tomac for Jack of all. Lopes would be close to that, but he is not mr personality.

Hard to emulate what Leech and Danny M can do. Even for every other single rider on that list.

If you had Tomac's complete bag of tricks you could ride with any one. If you had Leechs skills, you could ride down the street and make every one near you stare in awe.

WTF, Over?

Oct. 23, 2011, 9:53 p.m.

SubPlop

Posts: 3040

Joined: May 31, 2004

Gracia's skills for a week at Whistler would be un real