Granny gear……
My ride buds where androids and would only affirm that i am fat and in want of cardio. I would blow an ovoury trying to keep pace but by first switch they where gone and i would succeed to granny gear accepting my self induced limitations.
While left alone in the dust i would recite self affirmations, (i am a good person, people like me, i love myself) but that only stemmed the tide of self loathing.
They where kind enough to wait 30 seconds after i "reeled them in" before we head down(they have been waiting 30 minutes)
But thats when i go all Kenny Smith to only wait for 30 minutes for them at the bottom while i lay naked on some ladies lawn. Dempsy and M.H.