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Dear Woodro Part 3

Sept. 2, 2015, 10:16 a.m.
Posts: 1781
Joined: Feb. 26, 2015

One positive is that in times like these, when their are feelings of chaos and doubt, there are surges in creativity. Check out this beautiful haiku for example.

http://bb.nsmb.com/showthread.php?p=2886518

Geese in placid lake
peacefully they swim about
Gotcher rifle, Bill?

People always ask me what's the phenomenon
Yo what's up? Yo what's goin' on- Adam Yauch

Sept. 2, 2015, 10:32 a.m.
Posts: 10
Joined: Jan. 12, 2006

For what it's worth, I totally support Cam and NSMB's decision to leave this up. It's bullshit, and shouldn't be here, but it also shouldn't be their decision to keep it under wraps.

Sept. 2, 2015, 10:58 a.m.
Posts: 1141
Joined: Dec. 16, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOBw6XwqRo

Sept. 2, 2015, 11:47 a.m.
Posts: 13940
Joined: March 15, 2003

One positive is that in times like these, when there are feelings of chaos and doubt, there are surges in creativity. Check out this beautiful haiku for example.

http://bb.nsmb.com/showthread.php?p=2886518

That there made me laugh
As I waste company time
Hark! Hear the haters

Sept. 2, 2015, 12:22 p.m.
Posts: 13940
Joined: March 15, 2003

cannot will not share
it is just the way it is
crush another beer

Sept. 2, 2015, 12:37 p.m.
Posts: 1718
Joined: June 2, 2003

I know not why
the soil they sling
is not gold

"Sad, but true. Oh, so true! (I couldn't have said it better myself). The newest craze in mountain biking (a sport that keeps reinventing itself -out of boredom?- is called "Slopestyle" -doing flips on mountain bikes." -Monica Craver- :lol:

Sept. 2, 2015, 12:56 p.m.
Posts: 5635
Joined: Oct. 28, 2008

The haiku my friend
Will save nsmb's cred
Our loam will prevail.

Wrong. Always.

Sept. 2, 2015, 1:26 p.m.
Posts: 13940
Joined: March 15, 2003

save not that needs it
strife becomes your comfort zone
now lawyers crush beer

Sept. 2, 2015, 1:30 p.m.
Posts: 5635
Joined: Oct. 28, 2008

Monica Craver
Shows more class than these asshats
Little frog told me.

Wrong. Always.

Sept. 2, 2015, 2:13 p.m.
Posts: 1718
Joined: June 2, 2003

strength is a shovel
shared not the strike
of a poison pen

"Sad, but true. Oh, so true! (I couldn't have said it better myself). The newest craze in mountain biking (a sport that keeps reinventing itself -out of boredom?- is called "Slopestyle" -doing flips on mountain bikes." -Monica Craver- :lol:

Sept. 2, 2015, 3:28 p.m.
Posts: 1781
Joined: Feb. 26, 2015

These dorks fight over trails
That don't Belong to them at all
Man up and walk it off

People always ask me what's the phenomenon
Yo what's up? Yo what's goin' on- Adam Yauch

Sept. 2, 2015, 3:40 p.m.
Posts: 3
Joined: Sept. 27, 2005

Hey Lee - do you have to retain counsel for all your NSMB sock puppets? Just curious….

Haiku Version

Many puppets has Lee
Representation for all
should he have retained?

sad..i know.

I'm ignoring Smedley.

Sept. 2, 2015, 3:41 p.m.
Posts: 5635
Joined: Oct. 28, 2008

Race Face, can you make
Trail builder ego armor?
Could be gold Jerry!

(Hey guys above, love the poems but to be a haiku it's got to be 5-7-5 syllables. Yeah, I'm a haiku nazi. Sue me! ;) )

Wrong. Always.

Sept. 2, 2015, 3:42 p.m.
Posts: 103
Joined: Aug. 19, 2011

Bike rides in the woods,
A gift of fun in nature.
Hey guys, why so mad?

Sept. 2, 2015, 3:43 p.m.
Posts: 5635
Joined: Oct. 28, 2008

Hey Lee - do you have to retain counsel for all your NSMB sock puppets? Just curious….

Dude, you should ask that again in the form of a haiku.

Wrong. Always.

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