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Bring me your rude and/or clever trail names...

June 1, 2018, 4:07 p.m.
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I'm working on a little something and I'd like some input please.

Here on the Shore we have trails like Severed Dick, Cunt Buster... I can't think of any others right now, but elsewhere things get a little more salacious.

Please give me watcha got! Thanks

June 1, 2018, 5:45 p.m.
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I was gonna name a trail Rim Job but got the kaibosh on it.

June 1, 2018, 6:36 p.m.
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Eat Pussy / Chow Down Kitty \(I prefer the latter version\) in Squamish

Anal Intruder in Whistler if it's still there.

June 1, 2018, 7:29 p.m.
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Tramp Stamp to G-String  to French Beaver

"Constant rage: could people f*cking up all the time be to blame?" - The Onion

June 1, 2018, 10:05 p.m.
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I always thought we should make trail names a little classier, maybe name them after UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

Let's start with Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump.

June 1, 2018, 10:08 p.m.
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Rim Job is one of my favorite trails in Toronto's Don Valley.

June 1, 2018, 10:22 p.m.
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Anal intruder

June 2, 2018, 7:45 a.m.
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young lust

June 2, 2018, 7:46 a.m.
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/jogger-decries-offensive-mountain-biking-trail-names-in-kelowna-1.3835409

June 2, 2018, 8:46 a.m.
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Fred uses Tinder to ride Your Mom.


 Last edited by: craw on June 2, 2018, 9:07 a.m., edited 1 time in total.
June 2, 2018, 9:03 a.m.
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Golden boner in Whistler. Story is one month of no sex equals a bronze boner. Two months, silver. Three months...  it was the builders situation of being very single that spawned the name.

June 2, 2018, 10:11 a.m.
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Prison Love, Cop Killer, Bitch Ditch

June 2, 2018, 12:58 p.m.
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Posted by: D\\C\\

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/jogger-decries-offensive-mountain-biking-trail-names-in-kelowna-1.3835409

People get over it already. It's a fucking trail, okay? Maybe they should all have numbers & no name. \(Except 69, that may offend someone\). Or maybe colors, but actually that may offend someone as well.


 Last edited by: Stuminator on June 2, 2018, 12:58 p.m., edited 1 time in total.
June 2, 2018, 1:27 p.m.
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Posted by: Stuminator

Posted by: D\_C\_

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/jogger-decries-offensive-mountain-biking-trail-names-in-kelowna-1.3835409

People get over it already. It's a fucking trail, okay? Maybe they should all have numbers & no name. \(Except 69, that may offend someone\). Or maybe colors, but actually that may offend someone as well.

No, c'mon.

How do you think a trail named "nigger shack" would reflect on our community? "Squaw Hollow" is just as offensive to the approx. 2 million First Nations peeps in this country not to mention untold \#'s of sympathizers.

And while "Rapist" might seem edgy to a testosterone addled adolescent my guess is that an actual rape victim might perceive it differently.

Ok, let's find John Wayne Bobbitt, show him Severed and gauge his reaction....


 Last edited by: tungsten on June 2, 2018, 3:03 p.m., edited 4 times in total.
June 2, 2018, 4:01 p.m.
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Good reply Tungsten, nicely done.

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