Wow, that sucks in many ways.
1) guy lost bike, thinks maybe I will get it back, chases theif
2) almost have the guys, crap, he is getting away
3) bigger crap, my bike is toast
4) biggest crap, getting sued for chasing bike thief into danger. Somehow this will get spun that the thief is the victim.
1) woo-hoo, bike with either nothing locking it or just some crapping bike lock. (Practically an invite for me to have the bike)
2) yah-baby, I got the bike and am getting away
3) oh-shit guy chasing me - no worries I am on a bike and can get away
4) bigger crap, where did that truck come from
5) biggest crap - ouch, most of me hurts, but can't feel my legs with this huge truck on top of me.
6) woo-hoo, pay-day sucker, Ima gonna sue your ass