Maybe we're not supposed to laugh out loud at this stuff
http://bc.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=746287
http://bc.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=746287
I mean, does it make me a bad person that I felt all warm and tingly when I watched this. It was like looking under the Christmas tree, finding a huge present from Santa, believing he was real, and getting exactly what I wanted.
Fuc*er will have trouble pedaling away on those broken legs.
HAHA!
The only shitty thing in this story is that the bike got hit, too.
The best things in life all start with the letter B
Hooray for: Bacon, Bikeys, Boobies, Boards, and Beer!
Wow, that sucks in many ways.
Bike Guy
1) guy lost bike, thinks maybe I will get it back, chases theif
2) almost have the guys, crap, he is getting away
3) bigger crap, my bike is toast
4) biggest crap, getting sued for chasing bike thief into danger. Somehow this will get spun that the thief is the victim.
Thief
1) woo-hoo, bike with either nothing locking it or just some crapping bike lock. (Practically an invite for me to have the bike)
2) yah-baby, I got the bike and am getting away
3) oh-shit guy chasing me - no worries I am on a bike and can get away
4) bigger crap, where did that truck come from
5) biggest crap - ouch, most of me hurts, but can't feel my legs with this huge truck on top of me.
6) woo-hoo, pay-day sucker, Ima gonna sue your ass
I wonder if that bike thief was one of the homeless peeps that was adopted?
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Wow, that sucks in many ways.
Bike Guy
1) guy lost bike, thinks maybe I will get it back, chases theif
2) almost have the guys, crap, he is getting away
3) bigger crap, my bike is toast
4) biggest crap, getting sued for chasing bike thief into danger. Somehow this will get spun that the thief is the victim.Thief
1) woo-hoo, bike with either nothing locking it or just some crapping bike lock. (Practically an invite for me to have the bike)
2) yah-baby, I got the bike and am getting away
3) oh-shit guy chasing me - no worries I am on a bike and can get away
4) bigger crap, where did that truck come from
5) biggest crap - ouch, most of me hurts, but can't feel my legs with this huge truck on top of me.
6) woo-hoo, pay-day sucker, Ima gonna sue your ass
Not in Canada. Not a freaking chance. Even if he found a stupid enough lawyer to take the case, he'd lose, and end up owing the bike-owner not only for the bike he wrecked, but also have to pay his legal fees for a frivolous suit.
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