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Nov. 27, 2008, 7:49 a.m.
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http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/26/japan.bears/index.html

Zoo solves mystery of celibate polar bears

TOKYO, Japan (CNN) - Puzzled zookeepers in northern Japan have discovered the reason why their attempts to mate two polar bears kept failing: Both are female.

The municipal zoo in the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido brought in a polar bear cub three years ago. They named it Tsuyoshi, after the popular baseball outfielder Tsuyoshi Shinjo, and waited until it reached reproductive age.

In June, the zoo introduced Tsuyoshi to its resident bear, an 11-year-old female named Kurumi, and waited for sparks to fly.

But much to the disappointment of zookeepers, Tsuyoshi never made any amorous advances toward Kurumi.

Earlier this month, zookeepers put Tsuyoshi under anesthesia to get to the bottom of the matter. That's when they made their discovery: Tsuyoshi is a female.

Still, the Kushiro zoo plans to keep Tsuyoshi because he - or rather, she - has become immensely popular with visitors.

"I have rather mixed feelings, given the need for breeding, but Tsuyoshi is an idol for Kushiro," Yoshio Yamaguchi, head of the Kushiro zoo, told Japan's Kyodo news agency.

Tsuyoshi will even keep her name.

"We will not be changing it to 'Tsuyoko' since it is loved by citizens (by the current name)," Yamaguchi said.

"Ko" is a common suffix for a Japanese female name.

Meanwhile, Tsuyoshi's "brother," who was adopted by another zoo, has also turned out to be female, Kyodo reported.

Nov. 27, 2008, 7:53 a.m.
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I dunno, two girls going at it always makes for good TV.

Being cheap is OK. Being a clueless sanctimonious condescending douchebag is just Vlad's MO.

Nov. 27, 2008, 9:53 a.m.
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These are quite big animals, you would think it's quite easy to tell what sex the are.

Nov. 27, 2008, 10:08 a.m.
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I would say "That's Hot" but it would make the polar bears uncomfortable.

Nov. 27, 2008, 10:16 a.m.
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That's some bad zookeeping. If they can't even tell what sex they are, it doesn't bode well for their care.

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Nov. 27, 2008, 2:14 p.m.
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They forgot a cup and a video camera.

Make that a bucket.

oh hai!

Nov. 27, 2008, 3:40 p.m.
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www.2polarbears1bucket.com ?

Nov. 27, 2008, 4:28 p.m.
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I'd like to see one of you guys go check a Polar Bear's sex organs.

Nov. 27, 2008, 9:10 p.m.
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so the zoo is against gays and lesbians??? didn't read the full thing…

anus

Nov. 28, 2008, 4:56 a.m.
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Japans lucky, if they were in Canada they'd let them get married and adopt.
Maybe even vote.

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