or insult
list the circumstance and how you replied
:D
your best comeback
" i know you are but what am i?" -a garbage man
" i know you are but what am i?" -a garbage man
" i know you are but what am i?" -a garbage man
"takes one to know one"-touche
I am rubber, you are glue.
:rolleyes:
Anyone played Monkey Island here?
may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits :P:rolleyes: :D
Alcohol Makes Me Run Fast Like Racecar
Don't u hate it when ur bottle has this hole and it keeps leaking out all the happy juice? But atleast usually by the time u discouver this you're happy.
the forest is mine bitch!
Originally posted by blinded
are you at uvic right now? I have a friend that lives on campus there and he tells me so many crazy stories about doing random chicks and puking on their beds afterwards.
when ever someone says somthing to me like " yer a fag" i just say " ya so" or "ok" or "i know". it just annoys them, and you dont hafta sink down to their level.
"Fuck You"(classic)
Originally posted by fLeM
the forest is mine bitch!
remember the comeback you told me to get accepted into the honourary cool? Say that one! It was about someones but hurting or something haha:lol:
haha I just got an idea
I just heard 'We don't play ska anymore' :idea:
Other Guy: Hey fag
Me: What? You pinner bitch.
OG: Yeah right, I could kill you
Me: We don't play ska anymore.
OG: -----------------------
:lol: hahahahaha :lol:
talk about Q \/\/ |\| /-\ 9 3
heh i duno, but they had some guy on the radio that was insulting manitoba, but the guy on the radio totally owned him haha the radio guy was like " so you still living in that basement appartment with your mom?" and the guy said "no i never have!", then the radio guy was like "oh ya that's right, i live in the basement apartment with your mom" heheh then the radio guy asked him how his band was goin, and the guy said he didnt have a band, and the radio guy was like, "thats what i thought" heh i duno, it was funny cause he just got shut down :lol:
haha I just used it
Football 4 Life!! says:
hey bitch talk
/\/\ 7 |8 " 1 |\| 9 () vv /\/ 5 j 0 0 says:
who the hell are you?
Football 4 Life!! says:
i cant tell u
/\/\ 7 |8 " 1 |\| 9 () vv /\/ 5 j 0 0 says:
wtf are you talking about you dumbass?
Football 4 Life!! says:
your mom
/\/\ 7 |8 " 1 |\| 9 () vv /\/ 5 j 0 0 says:
right
Football 4 Life!! says:
your asshole is so loose from your dad and u r a nerd
/\/\ 7 |8 " 1 |\| 9 () vv /\/ 5 j 0 0 says:
how am I a nerd?
Football 4 Life!! says:
because you are
/\/\ 7 |8 " 1 |\| 9 () vv /\/ 5 j 0 0 says:
I see the logic
Football 4 Life!! says:
stfu you faggitt
/\/\ 7 |8 " 1 |\| 9 () vv /\/ 5 j 0 0 says:
we don't play ska anymore
Football 4 Life!! says:
:lol: haha what a moron
I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone who is completely defenseless…
It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells
:P
When they say something stupid, trying to be funny:
"If I wanted a joke I'd follow you into the bathroom and watch you take a piss"
This lady was yelling at my friend for some bad driving. He un-rolls the window and gives here the loudest, most perfect turkey gobble. Her jaw actually dropped.
"I'll run you down like a three legged dog" (to you slow ridding buddiest who start a techy section before you.)
"May a commune of gay, Marxist Muslim illegal immigrants use your tax dollars to open a drive-thru abortion clinic in your church."
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