You Know Your Australian When

June 23, 2009, 8:13 a.m.

enduramil

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http://skippyslist.com/2009/06/21/australian-list/#more-1801

1. You know the meaning of the word

www.thisiswhy.co.uk

www.teamnfi.blogspot.com/

June 23, 2009, 8:38 a.m.

KenN

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YOU'RE!!!

Oh, and … first.

Kn.

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.

When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.

June 23, 2009, 9:51 a.m.

DARTHYOGA

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Joined: March 2, 2006

There is a reason you ever go out for Austrailian food. Its name is beetroot.
I had someone give me a tuna sandwich with beetroot
cant finish, puking in cubicle

Grumpy Trail Builder in Training

June 23, 2009, 9:58 a.m.

F-TRAIN

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Joined: Sept. 2, 2008

I ate veggiemite once thinking it was Nutella…scarred me for life

June 23, 2009, 10:30 a.m.

gooch

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you know why you can't get a blowjob in australia?

meh

June 23, 2009, 10:35 a.m.

sleeper

Posts: 7967

Joined: March 8, 2006

Why gooch?

June 23, 2009, 10:45 a.m.

the-flying-moose

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Joined: March 4, 2003

you know why you can't get a blowjob in australia?

cuz all the aussie cocksuckers are in whistler?

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

June 23, 2009, 10:47 a.m.

enduramil

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Joined: Aug. 14, 2005

you know why you can't get a blowjob in australia?

You have them all.

www.thisiswhy.co.uk

www.teamnfi.blogspot.com/

June 23, 2009, 1:30 p.m.

Nelson

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wtf is with Australia having such small servings of beer with dumb names? Every time i'd go to a bar I'd be the only one having a pint. Everyone else was drinking "Middys" and "Schooners" which are like… 250mls? 400?

The one thing that's awesome is the "Extra Cold" beer that they serve on Tap! It's pretty much 1-2 degrees…

June 23, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

tFly

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pff.. even corrs light has sub zero draft

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823/Ringle rear wheel FS!
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i went black over two years ago and haven't gone back

June 23, 2009, 10:06 p.m.

Straya

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Joined: March 22, 2007

wtf is with Australia having such small servings of beer with dumb names?

Its because pints get too hot when you drink them.
Yeah Yeah I know we should drink quicker

Every time i'd go to a bar I'd be the only one having a pint. Everyone else was drinking "Middys" and "Schooners" which are like… 250mls? 400?

EDIT Got this bit wrong, proper answers below

You used to be able to get a pony as well that was even smaller than a middy (perhaps 7 ounces). Dunno where the names came from, probably some old convict thing or something.

That list is remarkably accurate

I ride Bikes

June 23, 2009, 11:43 p.m.

JimT

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Its because pints get too hot when you drink them.
Yeah Yeah I know we should drink quicker

Middy is 185ml (10 ounce I think) Schooner is 375ml (15 ounce?).You used to be able to get a pony as well that was even smaller than a middy (perhaps 7 ounces). Dunno where the names came from, probably some old convict thing or something.

That list is remarkably accurate

I though a Middy was 285ml and Schooner was 425ml?

June 24, 2009, 5:22 a.m.

Straya

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