would i be over reacting.....

Cardio Thorasic Surgeon

How is your bridge game?

How is your bridge game?

I can play pretty good, can't score it for shit though, more of a spades player

I wish I had a cool accent

C;mon, you could fake it like he could.
Newgirl might think it was hawt.

I can play pretty good, can't score it for shit though, more of a spades player

How's the neighbours handling the nightly Luftwaffe Symphony?

For all the youngsters to keep up,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Charles_Emerson_Winchester_III

I can play pretty good, can't score it for shit though, more of a spades player

I stand corrected. The question should have been, How is your cribbage?

C;mon, you could fake it like he could.
Newgirl might think it was hawt.

I would be embarressed to try and english accent around her, though I can pull off a catalan, italian, northern irish and drunkanese

I stand corrected. The question should have been, How is your cribbage?

My cribbage is smashing

I you had just driven to the pitch and putt none of this would have happened.

I you had just driven to the pitch and putt none of this would have happened.

It's always the obvious

I you had just driven to the pitch and putt none of this would have happened.

everyone knows that people who drive are too fat and lazy to play golf…..

"Pierce, you remind me of a dog we once had. He, too, was cheerful in the mornings. So we gave him to some Japanese immigrants. And they ate him."

everyone knows that people who drive are too fat and lazy to play golf…..

Apparently you were too lazy to outrun a couple of mutts.

Apparently you were too lazy to outrun a couple of mutts.