….if a dog that was off leash bit me and I beat it to death in front of the owner?
I was riding my bike on monday near queen elizabeth park and I rode past an off-leash area on my way to the pitch n' putt course when all of a sudden two dogs are attacking me on my bike!
One of them took a nice little chunk out of my leg and wrecked my pants. It was completely unprovoked, they charged me from over 100 ft away I assume because they're scared of bicycles or something.
I tore a strip off the owner yelling my head off about how she shouldn't have her dogs off-leash if she has no control over them, she was very sorry but I was too furious to care. She ended up paying for my round and a new pair of pants but I added a nice little threat at the end:
"I golf here a lot lady and if your dogs ever, ever, EVER attack me again I won't sue you but I WILL take my 9 iron and beat your uncontrollable dog to death in front of you"
I would so do it too….