New posts

Whistler friend?

Jan. 19, 2007, 11 p.m.
umbullit
Posts: 4926
Joined: Feb. 19, 2003

Goochs thread tracking ai has been down.
he's talkin to the mods about this.

Fear me. I have a Cabin in montana.
::Team Pancake Pride::

Jan. 20, 2007, 12:15 a.m.
gooch
Posts: 18529
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

I have decided I need a friend in whistler who has a palatial pad with a spare bedroom (king bed - down pillows and +300 threadcount please), ensuite bathroom with a jacuzzi tub for apres ski soaking.

Um and preferably someone who works for the mountain and can score me free passes

oh and a nice fridge stocked with beer.

If you fit these requirements please pm me and I will visit pretty much every weekend.

Okay, I don't know which one of you this was, or how you did it, but this is a true stroke of genius.

standing ovation

meh

Jan. 20, 2007, 12:32 a.m.
gooch
Posts: 18529
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

A real man would lie and say he had all of those and then pull a stunt straight out of Hotdog the movie to maintain the illusion and scam a chalet to woo newgirl. The plan would of course be shot to shiza when the real owners of said palatial chalet return from their tropical vacation to find their home filled with drunken ski bumbs and topless chicks in the hottub. Humilation is followed by redemption in a chinese downhill where our hero and his buddy Squirrel take down the evil stretchy-wearing ski school instructors of alpha class. Our hero wins the day and newgirl and drive off into the sunset in a bombed out AMC Eagle.

No one would have access to those kinds of homes unless they were……..nevermind.

meh

Jan. 20, 2007, 12:37 a.m.
gooch
Posts: 18529
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

Don't worry about Gooch. He's just double checking the thread count of his sheets so he can finalize the deal.

800 count

meh

Jan. 20, 2007, 1:43 a.m.
Heatmizer
Posts: 0
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

800 count

and if they weren't you just have bought some that were anyhow.

Jan. 20, 2007, 1:52 a.m.
the-flying-moose
Posts: 0
Joined: March 4, 2003

800 count

thats its. anything less than 1400 count feels like sandpaper on my naked ass.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

Jan. 20, 2007, 3:01 a.m.
Heatmizer
Posts: 0
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

thats its. anything less than 1400 count feels like sandpaper on my naked ass.

Strange, I heard DaveM complaining your naked ass felt like sandpaper last time he was back there.

Jan. 20, 2007, 8:07 a.m.
Uncle-Duke
Posts: 8242
Joined: Dec. 23, 2003

hey!!!!!!!!! I don't have big fake knockers.

picts?

Jan. 20, 2007, 9:40 a.m.
newgirl
Posts: 1911
Joined: Feb. 9, 2006

well perfect. I am packing my L. Vuitton luggage now….

Jan. 20, 2007, 10:51 a.m.
gearwh0re
Posts: 0
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

well perfect. I am packing my L. Vuitton luggage now….

just got back from chinatown?

turn off sigs…it will change your life

Jan. 20, 2007, 10:53 a.m.
Usul
Posts: 0
Joined: Oct. 5, 2006

well perfect. I am packing my L. Vuitton luggage now….

Don't forget Fufu your toy poodle.

WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

Jan. 20, 2007, 11:34 a.m.
gooch
Posts: 18529
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

well perfect. I am packing my L. Vuitton luggage now….

Does this mean your bringing a trailer?

meh

Jan. 20, 2007, 4:04 p.m.
Putty
Putty
Posts: 8312
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

oh yeah, newgirl comes with a trailer.

Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.
Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.

Jan. 22, 2007, 11:19 a.m.
newgirl
Posts: 1911
Joined: Feb. 9, 2006

how would you know?

its true, but still….

Jan. 22, 2007, 11:40 a.m.
Faithless
Posts: 0
Joined: Aug. 5, 2003

just got back from chinatown?

:lol:

Forum jump: