ohhhhhhh ok
lol
sorry then :p
ps. Go Canucks Go
whats the most confusing day in Surrey?
I live in Surrey. I've lived in the good parts and the bad parts. I live in Surrey:mullet:
My son turns 2 Jan 1 06 !!! already smarter then dad
Q:whats long and black?
A:The unemployment line
Q:what the differnece between a dead squirel and a black man?
A:their are skid marks leading up to the squirel
Q:why did so many black people die during WW2?
A:because when the sargent said GET DOWN!!! all the black men started gettign up and dancing
JOKES!! not racism!
Q: Why do Surrey girls wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells
Originally posted by switch
Q: Why do Surrey girls wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
surrey girls wear underwear????
Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.
they also call me "balloon"
Originally posted by ouch!!
I live in Surrey. I've lived in the good parts and the bad parts. I live in Surrey:mullet:
SKID.
Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.
they also call me "balloon"
SRYLOC 4 LIFE! :P
Actually, the best day in Surrey is welfare wednesday, 'cause all the bums in Whalley have brown paper bags with bottles in them…
Oh yeah, I found a crack pipe on the 145 bus when I was coming home from SFU, anyone lose their drug paraphenalia?
Originally posted by FullMonty
Oh yeah, I found a crack pipe on the 145 bus when I was coming home from SFU, anyone lose their drug paraphenalia?
checks pockets
nope i am good thanks.
Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.
they also call me "balloon"
how are KFC and a girl from surrey similare??
once you get past the thighs and breasts all that is left is a greasey box
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Originally posted by Coop
quick ! to the intolerance-mobile!
It didn't taste like easy mac at all. It tasted like Satan
Originally posted by FullMonty
**SRYLOC 4 LIFE! :PActually, the best day in Surrey is welfare wednesday, 'cause all the bums in Whalley have brown paper bags with bottles in them…
Oh yeah, I found a crack pipe on the 145 bus when I was coming home from SFU, anyone lose their drug paraphenalia? **
Psst, crack pipe or pot pipe. I lost my pipe coming back from rugby practice at sfu.
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Whats the difference between a Surrey girl and your Freezer???
Your Freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
:P :P :P
Why wasn't Jesus born in Surrey???
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin
:P :P :P
Q: Definition of a Surrey Virgin?
A: Any 3 yr. old that can outrun her dad!
Q. What's the difference between a parrot and a Surrey girl?
A. You can teach the parrot to say "NO"
Q: What do you call a pretty girl in Surrey?
A: Lost.
Q: You know how tough Surrey girls are?
A: They're so tough they kick start their vibrators.
Q: What does a Surrey girl call a car with a tilt steering wheel?
A: More head room.
Q: Hear about the new zoo that Delta is building?
A: They're putting a fence around Surrey.
Q: What's the difference between a swimming pool and a Surrey girl?
A: At least you can touch the sides of swimming pool.
Q: How does a Surrey girl turn off her bedroom lights?
A: Closes the car door.
Q: What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Surrey girl?
A: Not everybody has been in a Mercedes.
It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells
Switch = joke king.
that joke is older than you are kirill.
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