What if our eyes we're oriented differently?

So boredom took over at work and I started wondering. What if our eyes were set vertically instead of horizontally in our heads? Obviously we would look different but how would the world around us be set up? Would laptop screen be set up in portrait? Our camera's naturally sit in landscape but i'm guessing this would change because the vertical layout would be more pleasing to the eye.

We'd still have depth perception but our peripheral vision would go more vertical than horizontal so we might bump into things more…

Maybe I drank too much coffee at work today :crazy:

what if our butts were in the front

So boredom took over at work and I started wondering. What if our eyes were set vertically instead of horizontally in our heads? Obviously we would look different but how would the world around us be set up? Would laptop screen be set up in portrait? Our camera's naturally sit in landscape but i'm guessing this would change because the vertical layout would be more pleasing to the eye.

We'd still have depth perception but our peripheral vision would go more vertical than horizontal so we might bump into things more…

Maybe I drank too much coffee at work today :crazy:

I'll bet our punctuation would be all screwed up.

Wait,wat.

So boredom took over at work and I started wondering. What if our eyes were set vertically instead of horizontally in our heads? Obviously we would look different but how would the world around us be set up? Would laptop screen be set up in portrait? Our camera's naturally sit in landscape but i'm guessing this would change because the vertical layout would be more pleasing to the eye.

We'd still have depth perception but our peripheral vision would go more vertical than horizontal so we might bump into things more…

Maybe I drank too much coffee at work today :crazy:

We'd know nothing different as evolution would solidify standard normalcy. You'd probably be sitting there wondering what it would be like to have our eyes in a horizontal linear fashion (as they are now).

I'll bet our punctuation would be all screwed up.

Wait,wat.

:( I should have paid more attention in English class.

what if our butts were in the front

What if we put food up our butts and pooped out our mouths?

What if we put food up our butts and pooped out our mouths?

Ask Syncro

some people's butts are on their face with the shit they spew…

What if alcohol made you sober

it's were _instead of _we're

carry on

We wouldn't need PSA's like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA

What if we put food up our butts and pooped out our mouths?

putting our heads in toilets, farting out your mouth into someone's face.. complete new definition of diarrhea of the mouth, standing room for eating only. We still might evolve into that…

What if alcohol made you sober

Shhhh…it does.

We wouldn't need PSA's like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA

You have no idea how long I've been looking for that but couldn't get my searches to pull it up!!!! :woot: lol