What are the funniest questions you've ever been asked?

I need two wheels built and my fork overhauled. Can I pick it up in an hour??

If my wife and I each buy a bike can my son get one for free??

Can my son watch you bleed his brakes so he can do it himself next time?

Aren't the brake pads supposed to touch the rubber and not the metal?

I bought a bike from you guys two years ago and it doesn't work anymore, can I have my money back?

This is my daughters natural hair mon, it's the way jah made her, why don't they make a helmet that can fit over dreadlocks?

What the hell do you say to crap like this?

Is it in yet? oh wait nevermind.

What the hell do you say to crap like this?

That depends, do you like the shop or not?

No kidding… only a few believe me with this…

Asked by a client I was dealing with in California when I read my email address out and it ended with ".ca"

(client) ….. ".ca"? What is that? Are you sure it isn't .com?
(ME) … No it is .ca.
(client) What does it stand for?
(me)… Canada?
(client) Oh my god, you guys have your own internet up there?

This was coming from an older guy from a leading construction firm.

Dan

Do gamma rays hurt?

can you swim in the boardshorts? (i work for quiksilver and a fellow employee asked me this)

what does neutral do?

ask switzerland

What the hell do you say to crap like this?

No, no, no, no, no. I don't know for the last one.

is cyclist.ca really discowitch?

bonus points to the person who can figure out who asked me that

why is your nose bleed all the time

is cyclist.ca really discowitch?

bonus points to the person who can figure out who asked me that

newgirl

newgirl

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

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NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

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gee thanks, i never would have got that :rolleyes: