You sir have taken low standards to a new low.
Id rather live in courtenay but my jobs keeping me in nanaimo for now. Which I didn't care for at first but after 2 years here I don't mind it at all. It's got everything you'd want and a great island Hub location. I can be in renfrew in 2 hours or 2.5 hours to Tofino hour and a half from mt Washington and Strathcona park. Traffic is a breeze compared to Victoria the only bottleneck is between lantzville and parksville.
Ha Ha! Made you look.