Turkey with Bacon
Your mom tell you you couldn't use the full pound?
Being cheap is OK. Being a clueless sanctimonious condescending douchebag is just Vlad's MO.
Your mom tell you you couldn't use the full pound?
Pretty much what I was thinking.
I cover the whole bird in bacon and convection roast it. When I'm carving it there's almost a fist fight for the bacon-fused-turkey-skin bits that fall off. Keeps the bird sealed in bacon goodness.
Numnumnumnum
gerewh0re
i've tried sticking it in her butt and peeing, she feels that is more a gift for me than her.
My mom used to drape the turkey in a slab of pig skin… It's more effective then the bacon.
Nonsense. Nothing is more effective than bacon.
i'll have to get my pics tomorrow - but my son and i were fighting for the bacon blanket on our turkey tonight. he started shoving whole pieces in his mouth and running away - pretty crafty for a 3 year old
your son in 5 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo
5 hours of bacon on the bird in the oven, or layer on the bacon when the bird is half cooked?
inquiring minds need to know now! (or in 2.5 hours)
Layer with bacon.
Wait 2.5 hours
Layer with more bacon
???????
Profit
meh
good thing I just defrosted another pound. :mullet:
5 hours of bacon on the bird in the oven, or layer on the bacon when the bird is half cooked?
inquiring minds need to know now! (or in 2.5 hours)
Do the bulk of the cooking covered. Weave the bacon "dreamcoat" and drape on the bird uncovered for the last 45 minutes.
i cook it with the bacon on the whole time, but i do leave the bird covered except for the last hour.
wow, that's a lot of grease… :rocker:
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