Is a country close to Jordan, Syria, Israel, and Iran!
It is also a bird that Americans slaughter in the millions every year as part of cultural and ritualistic observances!
Turkey
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4phHwSSing
Kn.
When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.
When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.
It is also a bird that Americans slaughter in the millions every year as part of cultural and ritualistic observances!
You embed a random picture of turkey and its plastered with "No Free Use Allowed" Watermarks. Is that the best you can do? Are there NO FREE FOR PUBLIC USE PICTURES OF TURKEYS ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET? If that were true, my friend, this is the end of Freedom as we know it.
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit nightEvery gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in IstanbulEven old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that waySo take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the TurksIstanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that wayIstanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the TurksSo take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4phHwSSingKn.
Well done sir!
You embed a random picture of turkey and its plastered with "No Free Use Allowed" Watermarks. Is that the best you can do? Are there NO FREE FOR PUBLIC USE PICTURES OF TURKEYS ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET? If that were true, my friend, this is the end of Freedom as we know it.
I thought it's use added another layer to the joke given lack of freedom is often a topic where Syria and Iran are concerned.
By explaining it I have ruined the joke :-|
Excellent thread! Great foreign policy study material for the next GOP debate.
How can we possibly discuss turkey without exploring the ramifications of
BACON!!!
turks are europes mexicans
Ha Ha! Made you look.
Turks are Europe's Mexicans
Kn.
turks are europes mexicans
I thought that was the Greeks?
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