Trees Cause Crime and Loose Morals
This is why we can't have nice things.
And also why we think Notley causes lower oil prices.
Forests have the highest rates of crime and vandalism. Its a well-known fact.
Isn't he a little old to be living with his mother?
:lol: Why the fuck do we continually pick out the one angry nut bar and go with that one?
Imagine the horror if that other anarchist got her way and there was ultimately a whole FOREST of trees for her children to play in.
:rollseyes:
Get some [Calgary City Police Officers] out there and throw whomever screams and swears at city crews to stop planting the trees in the back of a police cruiser. Voila.
^ Doesn't Calgary have their own City Police Force?
Why slag free swag?:rolleyes:
ummm, as your doctor i recommend against riding with a scaphoid fracture.
Her son, Ian Burgess, who lives with his mom and said he calls the police about every three months for issues like car prowlings or people setting off fireworks
Attention! Single ladies of Calgary. Who wants to hook up with this cat? He has got it all, and when teens light off fireworks in the neighborhood he doesn't just stand around and take it like some pussy, he listens to his mommy and calls the police.
Attention! Single ladies of Calgary. Who wants to hook up with this cat? He has got it all, and when teens light off fireworks in the neighborhood he doesn't just stand around and take it like some pussy, he listens to his mommy and calls the police.
I can see it now…..
Discussion with wife over tree in gack yard.
"Yes dear."
dials phone
"Hi mom, yes I know your birthday is next week. You know that big pine in the back yard? Well, she says we need to cut it down as it is ruining her garden. What is your decision to what needs to be done?"
Attention! Single ladies of Calgary. Who wants to hook up with this cat? He has got it all, and when teens light off fireworks in the neighborhood he doesn't just stand around and take it like some pussy, he listens to his mommy and calls the police.
Thanks for that. I needed a good laugh today.
People always ask me what's the phenomenon
Yo what's up? Yo what's goin' on- Adam Yauch
Attention! Single ladies of Calgary. Who wants to hook up with this cat? He has got it all, and when teens light off fireworks in the neighborhood he doesn't just stand around and take it like some pussy, he listens to his mommy and calls the police.
All that AND he's the president of the amateur Ham radio club. Keepah!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/tree-puns-brentwood-residents-oppose-tree-planting-1.3749728
I bet Ellen Burgess would hit it off well with Monica. They could spend hours discussing NIMBY politics, red-legged frogs, maple trees, etc.
When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.
When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/tree-puns-brentwood-residents-oppose-tree-planting-1.3749728
I bet Ellen Burgess would hit it off well with Monica. They could spend hours discussing NIMBY politics, red-legged frogs, maple trees, etc.
They could always organize a conference to discuss such burning human rights issues as drive way width. And how Acorns are dangerous to adults.
They could always organize a conference to discuss such burning human rights issues as drive way width. And how Acorns are dangerous to adults.
Great links. I enjoyed both those articles. The tongue in cheek tone of the Matt Gurney article (national post) was particularly enjoyable. Thanks.
âIâm not a crazy mom, Iâm not asking for anything thatâs not already there.â
No, ma'am, you definitely are a crazy mom. You have passed the test with flying colours. I think your kid's extreme sensitivity to nuts in trees and on the ground is the result of his lifelong history of exposure to "nuts".
What about the squirrels? They starve? Yeah nice one…..
People always ask me what's the phenomenon
Yo what's up? Yo what's goin' on- Adam Yauch
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