If you've been standing in the line at Tim Horton's for 5 minutes, shouldn't you have figured out what the fuck you are going to order by the time you get to the till? What is with these people? You're the reason I have to stand in a line for 5 minutes to get a damn cup of coffee?
And then the people who work there…On an afternoon when it's 30 degrees or so outside, does it not occur to you that the sole reason some customers may be coming into Tim Horton's is for an Iced Capp? And that perhaps if your Iced Capp machine is not working, a sign on the door to save said customers the trouble of waiting in the line for 5 minutes only to discover there are no Iced Capps?
It's almost enough to make me start going to Starbucks instead.