Oh wow. Been sleeping for a couple hours - I log in….and read this. Awesome. Thread of the year contender, me thinks.
Just to get it: A rider jumps into a tree, a girl is pregnant with a boy, they have a daughter - and boy decides to have fun with an older woman. Girl says "go to hell" and has bike stolen? And daddy (who is still a boy apparently) does not want to support HIS kid financially.
Wow. Please keep the thread going.
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!