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Jan. 11, 2013, 10:17 a.m.
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more here - warning NSFW
http://sobadsogood.com/2012/11/14/38-of-the-weirdest-unexplainable-images-on-the-internet/

6 has cockbat!

Jan. 11, 2013, 10:33 a.m.
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truefax:
saw a guy (kid?) wearing this head in my neighbourhood couple of days ago. my wtf moment of the day

Jan. 11, 2013, 1:34 p.m.
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Jan. 11, 2013, 1:39 p.m.
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Good god. Must scrape from brain.

Jan. 11, 2013, 1:51 p.m.
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When did "random" come to mean "very, very disturbing".

Oh never mind I remember

Not that this fellow is disturbing in the least - he seems a very peaceful chap. Although, his appearance seems to have foretold the need for others to post their favourite male genitalia pics.

Jan. 11, 2013, 3:06 p.m.
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What is the purpose of the cock bat? I can't google that term from my work computer for fear of what it will find.

I can't figure out what purpose it serves. The chainmail bib makes me think it's a protective measure, but why leave the sensitive bits exposed?

Jan. 11, 2013, 3:45 p.m.
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Jan. 11, 2013, 3:58 p.m.
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What is the purpose of the cock bat? I can't google that term from my work computer for fear of what it will find.

I can't figure out what purpose it serves. The chainmail bib makes me think it's a protective measure, but why leave the sensitive bits exposed?

Probably just to keep it from knocking shit over, like cropping a dog's tail.

Jan. 11, 2013, 4:10 p.m.
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What is the purpose of the cock bat? I can't google that term from my work computer for fear of what it will find.

I can't figure out what purpose it serves. The chainmail bib makes me think it's a protective measure, but why leave the sensitive bits exposed?

It is an indicator of your status in the tribe.

The higher your status the bigger the bat. In the south pacific nation of Vanuatu the bat is called a "Namba" and if you were the chief you were Namba 1.

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Jan. 11, 2013, 5:04 p.m.
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It is an indicator of your status in the tribe.

The higher your status the bigger the bat. In the south pacific nation of Vanuatu the bat is called a "Namba" and if you were the chief you were Namba 1.

australia was actually founded by criminals and its original purpose was for england to send over its criminals so the brits wouldnt have to deal with them in England, minding this was over 100 yrs ago.

Jan. 11, 2013, 5:14 p.m.
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The you obviously don't know JdanS.

Read his post again.

Jan. 11, 2013, 5:14 p.m.
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he only lies as much as Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Namba_(clothing)

A nambas is a traditional penis sheath from Vanuatu.[1] Namba are wrapped around the penis of the wearer, sometimes as their only clothing.[2] Two tribes on Malakula, the Big Nambas and the Smol (Small) Nambas, are named for the size of their nambas.[3]
Nambas are characteristic of central Vanuatu. In northern islands, long mats wrapped around the waist are worn instead.

Jan. 11, 2013, 5:16 p.m.
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and then there's the tourist jackasses that visit Vanautu

Jan. 11, 2013, 5:26 p.m.
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australia was actually founded by criminals and its original purpose was for england to send over its criminals so the brits wouldnt have to deal with them in England, minding this was over 100 yrs ago.

Jan. 11, 2013, 5:26 p.m.
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dafuq?

more here - warning NSFW
http://sobadsogood.com/2012/11/14/38-of-the-weirdest-unexplainable-images-on-the-internet/

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