The only way the Coronavirus will die is if it has dirt on the Clintons.
The NSMB Random Joke Thread
A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The highballs are on me".
I asked 100 women which shampoo they prefer & the top answer was "How the hell did you get in here?"
Frog parking only!
All others will be toad.
If a morgue worker dies, they'd still need to come in to work one more time.
Which on of King Arthur’s knights built the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds rad if you don't know what those things mean.
Today's superbowl...
I was going to tell a time travelling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
It’s so cold right now I had to use mitts to take food out of the oven.
I just ordered an egg & a chicken online. I'll let you know.
Since I cant find the random picture thread...
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Why dont the Amish have covid?
Cuz they dont have TV.
At my last check up, my doctor told me that I am color blind....completely out of the yellow!
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