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The NSMB Random Joke Thread

March 14, 2020, 11:34 p.m.
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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.

WHO let the dogs out!


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May 5, 2020, 11:04 p.m.
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Duck walks into a pharmacy..... 

Duck: I'd like some lip balm and a chapstick. 

Cashier: Will that be cash or credit card?

Duck: Put it on my bill.

May 5, 2020, 11:45 p.m.
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The only way the Coronavirus will die is if it has dirt on the Clintons.

May 6, 2020, 5:51 p.m.
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A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The highballs are on me".

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