The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
WHO let the dogs out!
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Duck walks into a pharmacy.....
Duck: I'd like some lip balm and a chapstick.
Cashier: Will that be cash or credit card?
Duck: Put it on my bill.
The only way the Coronavirus will die is if it has dirt on the Clintons.
A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The highballs are on me".