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The NSMB Random Joke Thread

May 5, 2020, 11:45 p.m.
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The only way the Coronavirus will die is if it has dirt on the Clintons.

May 6, 2020, 5:51 p.m.
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A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The highballs are on me".

July 21, 2020, 9:40 p.m.
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I asked 100 women which shampoo they prefer & the top answer was "How the hell did you get in here?"

Dec. 16, 2020, 11:22 a.m.
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Frog parking only! 

All others will be toad.

Feb. 6, 2021, 2:20 p.m.
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If a morgue worker dies, they'd still need to come in to work one more time.

Feb. 7, 2021, 6:20 a.m.
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Which on of King Arthur’s knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference.

Feb. 7, 2021, 5:32 p.m.
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Water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds rad if you don't know what those things mean.

Feb. 7, 2021, 6:10 p.m.
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Today's superbowl...

Feb. 13, 2021, 5:29 p.m.
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I was going to tell a time travelling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Feb. 13, 2021, 6:23 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 23, 2002

It’s so cold right now I had to use mitts to take food out of the oven.

Feb. 13, 2021, 6:41 p.m.
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I just ordered an egg & a chicken online. I'll let you know.

April 2, 2021, 11:56 a.m.
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Since I cant find the random picture thread...

April 2, 2021, 11:58 a.m.
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April 10, 2021, 1:21 p.m.
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Why dont the Amish have covid?

Cuz they dont have TV.

April 10, 2021, 10:12 p.m.
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At my last check up, my doctor told me that I am color blind....completely out of the yellow!

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