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The Great Salt Famine of 2017

Jan. 11, 2017, 7:49 p.m.
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Joined: June 4, 2008

You're dangerous.

Only when I drive slower than the majority.

Jan. 11, 2017, 8:40 p.m.
Posts: 15430
Joined: Dec. 30, 2002

You're dangerous.

That's ok, ICBC has its own DeRP for that. Or Driver Risk Premium.

protect tom mcdonald at all costs

Jan. 11, 2017, 8:51 p.m.
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Joined: June 14, 2008

Meow….what are we talking about now?

Jan. 11, 2017, 9:05 p.m.
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Joined: June 4, 2008

Meow….what are we talking about now?

People who drive slower than the majority should be strung up and repeatedly be punched in the balls/cunt.

Jan. 11, 2017, 9:09 p.m.
Posts: 15071
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

In one season maybe 15 yars ago I witnessed 3 rollovers watched them all go into the ditch, most people never get to witness even one

Jan. 11, 2017, 9:14 p.m.
Posts: 3456
Joined: May 23, 2006

In one season maybe 15 yars ago I witnessed 3 rollovers watched them all go into the ditch, most people never get to witness even one

One of the few highlights of my job is the frequency which I get to see, live, in real time, drivers reaping the harvest of their driving acumen. :stupid::lol:

Freedom of contract. We sell them guns that kill them; they sell us drugs that kill us.

Jan. 11, 2017, 9:18 p.m.
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People who drive slower than the majority should be strung up and repeatedly be punched in the balls/cunt.

when da hades did that happen!!?!??!

Jan. 11, 2017, 9:21 p.m.
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when da hades did that happen!!?!??!

Unfortunately it hasn't happened yet. If you donate to my GoFundMe campaign we will find these cunts in Corollas and string them up for the accident causing fucks they are.

At least that's what my good friend told me, I don't know. I have a chauffeur.

Jan. 11, 2017, 9:23 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

:damn: You're a GOD! Or maybe just really really old? I mean, what are the chances?

One of the few highlights of my job is the frequency which I get to see, live, in real time, drivers reaping the harvest of their driving acumen. :stupid::lol:

yeah so then how many you witnessed in one season?

edit: in one season limp dick

Jan. 12, 2017, 12:27 a.m.
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Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

People who drive slower than the majority should be strung up and repeatedly be punched in the balls/cunt.

They are doing so because it's hard to do the speed limit and take a selfie for their FB update.

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

Jan. 12, 2017, 12:44 a.m.
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Joined: May 23, 2006

yeah so then how many you witnessed in one season?

edit: in one season limp dick

Yes I get that, "one season". Outstanding confluence of probability. Or maybe it's region specific.
I never see anything that dramatic just lots of fender crumplers and a few good hits here and there….

Freedom of contract. We sell them guns that kill them; they sell us drugs that kill us.

Jan. 12, 2017, 8:19 a.m.
Posts: 15071
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

Yeah what are the chances eh? All 3 were on the road between PeeG [HTML_REMOVED] Quesnel in a big snow year when I happened to be on the road alot, its just fate

2 were excessive speed but no injuries, one was just plain shitty driving but it was down a big embankment and they were knocked out/hurt

I got really good at peaking on adrenaline running up with a celphone yelling "are you OK?" the first one I stopped in the middle of hy97 and yanked the hand brake so hard it broke the cable but I got so used to it by the last rollover I wasnt excited

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