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You: UK
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You: fm, 24
Stranger: FM?
You: female?
Stranger: I am.
You: me too. Wann dyke out?
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You: U.S.

Stranger: It's alright, ok, i'm so much better withhout you…

You: harsh

You: well I'm better without you.

You: good bye

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You: HEY ASSHOLE

Stranger: bye DUMBASS!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: howis it going'

Stranger: bad, i'm sleepy

You: go back to bed

Stranger: disconnect me

You: cant dont know how

Stranger: don't wanna, mommy

You: GET THE FUCK TO BED CHILD

Stranger: Don't want to. fish off!

You: WAT

Stranger: don't you talk to me that way man!

You: FUCK YOU

You: asl

Stranger: Fish off dude. see you in my nightmare!

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Stranger: why not?

You: i can't do that dave

Stranger: who

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You: nsmb

Stranger: Hey buddy

You: no nsmb?

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Stranger: help me get off

You: hahah

You: think of dicks

You: homo
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You: What are you listening to?

Stranger: My ass

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You: harro?
Stranger: Hallo.
Stranger: …..
You: talk dirty to me
Stranger: No.

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Stranger: WRONGFACE!!!?
You: NSMB?!?
Stranger: eek
You: kazam?
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Stranger: i'm a girl
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You: Im a robot
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You: wah hun da da shi kwa
You: gwai lo here
You: not so talkative eh?
You: wanna hook up and eat dumplings sometime?
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Stranger: how are you jerome?
You: talk dirty to me
You: and its jamal
Stranger: how the hell did you get up here?
You: black magic
Stranger: i think she likes us
You: shes mine
Stranger: she'll just have to get used to that fact
You: we can eiffel tower her
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You: piss in my ass?
Stranger: no way!
You: why not?
Stranger: cause its gross
You: how about i pull my foreskin over the head of you penis
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