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the cure to insomnia?

Jan. 4, 2007, 3:07 p.m.
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Joined: Aug. 14, 2006

anybody heard of this movie….apparently it is 87 hours long and includes a reading of a 4000 page poem

I

Jan. 4, 2007, 3:54 p.m.
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Joined: Oct. 26, 2006

the cure to insomnia

buy new bed sheets
sleep with someone cuddly
gravol
exercise
greasy food
a bit of alcohol

Vancouver is full of female students from Japan, Korea and China in their 20's.

It's awesome because:
1. They're already rich so they don't care if you have money or not.

2. They're on the road so they're much sluttier than they are at home.

3. They usually go back home after six months or so.

In China most of the girls are traditional so if you're gonna fuck em' you better marry 'em. If all you want to do sleep with asian girls Vancouver is the place to be.

Jan. 4, 2007, 3:57 p.m.
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I'm cuddly ;)

Oh wait, I'm also more than twice your age.

slinks away in shame - not much shame, but some

Jan. 4, 2007, 4:01 p.m.
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Joined: Oct. 26, 2006

//edit//

sleep with someone cuddly [within your age range +/- 3 yrs]

:woot:

Vancouver is full of female students from Japan, Korea and China in their 20's.

It's awesome because:
1. They're already rich so they don't care if you have money or not.

2. They're on the road so they're much sluttier than they are at home.

3. They usually go back home after six months or so.

In China most of the girls are traditional so if you're gonna fuck em' you better marry 'em. If all you want to do sleep with asian girls Vancouver is the place to be.

Jan. 4, 2007, 4:03 p.m.
Posts: 3447
Joined: Dec. 2, 2002

my friends johnny walker and jim beam always help me go to sleep.

jake has come through for me before, I fully suspect he is just trying to find all his clothes and finishing up breakfast

Jan. 4, 2007, 4:06 p.m.
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Joined: Aug. 25, 2004

From IMDB:

Not really following any standard plot structure, the film mostly consists of poet L.D. Groban reciting his own poem of 4,080 pages, inter-spliced with X-rated film footage and rock music videos.

Sounds like a winner to me.

Jan. 4, 2007, 4:09 p.m.
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So where can one get a copy of this?

Jan. 4, 2007, 4:09 p.m.
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Joined: Dec. 17, 2004

"What I did when I was on ignore" thread.

Jan. 4, 2007, 5:39 p.m.
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my friends johnny walker and jim beam always help me go to sleep.

I love that song!

Jan. 4, 2007, 6:49 p.m.
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Joined: Aug. 14, 2006

"What I did when I was on ignore" thread.

i dont get it

I

Jan. 4, 2007, 7:25 p.m.
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im sure a certain banned member can get you tickets to the poor starving dance-a-thon also known as ballet.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

Jan. 4, 2007, 8:25 p.m.
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Joined: Dec. 3, 2002

I'm cuddly ;)

Oh wait, I'm also more than twice your age.

slinks away in shame - not much shame, but some

I had no idea you were that old…. your posts are way creepier now.:lol:

Jan. 4, 2007, 8:30 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

I had no idea you were that old…. your posts are way creepier now.:lol:

:D

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