why does this joke make me laugh?
a man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. as the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "when you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
the husband replied, "all I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "what are you thinking now?"
he replied, "mission accomplished."
Why do I laugh at this joke?
A woman is standing naked in front of a mirror looking her body. She looks over to her husband and says "I wish my breasts were bigger, I think I should get some implants."
He replied, "We don't have the money for implants, why don't you just rub toilet paper in between your tits?"
"How is that going to make my boobs bigger?" she asked.
"I don't know but its sure worked for your ass", said the husband.
Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.
they also call me "balloon"